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strange_one 03-08-2002 12:03 AM
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Originally posted by Lie:
Advice. But I do think it's kind of funny that she wouldn't notice you putting your underwear back on over it.
sometimes I have to pull my pants up quickly if someone knocks to come into the room

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todustiguess 03-08-2002 12:59 AM
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Originally posted by paranoid:
but lemme put it this way... say you get into a car accident on the way home and die. you get brought to the morgue and when then autopsy you they find you with that thing danglin on ya with all of it's extracted yuckies. is that how you want to be found dead? is it?
fucking funny! this whole thread is a hoot.

melancholymystic 03-08-2002 01:05 AM
ew that's so gross.. you just walk around with all those *ugh* bodily fluids in a bag hanging of your c0ck? i's sorry but that's pretty fuckin disturbing! http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/tongue.gif

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Folladori 03-08-2002 04:40 AM
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Originally posted by Altezano:
We receive a grant from the US government to stay funny.

And we also know how to spell "foreign".
Whoever you are, you're now my hero.

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Affectation 03-08-2002 06:05 AM
What the fuck? Honestly, some of you fuck ups leave condoms on for prolonged periods after sex.

God, I can't wait until you finish your uneventful, meaningless lives.

NegaBenji 03-08-2002 12:35 PM
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Originally posted by strange_one:
it isn't cold, I swear I don't even feel it, its hard to understand. there have been times when I've driven home with one on and I forget its there for an hour or so until I need to go take a piss or something.
Do you ever go to take a piss without paying attention, and have the condom fill up like a water balloon before exploding?

Affectation 03-08-2002 01:17 PM
This bitch that he's sleeping with is a guaranteed cow.

Smiley33 03-08-2002 02:37 PM
http://www.tlmp.org/fuck-u-2.jpg


directed at nobody in particular. This thread could just use some visual interpretation.

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glynis 03-08-2002 04:14 PM
...But doesn't your ***** get all shrivled marinating in a constricting condom filled with your juice??
just a question.
-=glynis=-

Smiley33 03-08-2002 04:20 PM
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Originally posted by glynis:
...But doesn't your ***** get all shrivled marinating in a constricting condom filled with your juice??
just a question.
-=glynis=-
haha, marinating

what I don't understand is how it can be comfortable... http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/confused.gif aside sex or whatever, how can you not mind having your genitals 'marinate' in a bunch of bodily fluid for hours? doesn't it start to smell? this is mysterious. i don't understand how your schlong could forgive you for this.

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The Patient 03-08-2002 04:21 PM
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Originally posted by glynis:
...But doesn't your ***** get all shrivled marinating in a constricting condom filled with your juice??
just a question.
-=glynis=-
just a question? i thought it was a microwave, a pair of LA Gears, Bill Bellamy and a taco as well.

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meow 03-08-2002 04:43 PM
wack.

meow 03-08-2002 04:50 PM
http://members.shaw.ca/disconekt/pik...toothpaste.jpg

meow 03-08-2002 04:54 PM
http://members.shaw.ca/disconekt/piks/happy.jpg

spava 03-08-2002 05:26 PM
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Originally posted by The Patient:
a pair of LA Gears
Nice.

New Art Rioter 03-08-2002 06:52 PM
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Originally posted by strange_one:
no no no, it isn't that I like how it feels, it isn't a weird fetish thing or anything. I just forget to take it off sometimes, that's all. I've never purposely left one on cos it feels good, the whole point is that I can't even feel it on there after a while
Hole being dug deeper. Seriously, I bet you wish you'd never posted this now http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif

strange_one 03-08-2002 09:48 PM
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Originally posted by New Art Rioter:
Hole being dug deeper. Seriously, I bet you wish you'd never posted this now http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif
I am totally beginning to think that


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Red Wine Cage 03-08-2002 11:54 PM
someone's gotta archive this shit.

strange_one 03-09-2002 12:01 AM
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Originally posted by Red Wine Cage:
someone's gotta archive this shit.
I think its one of those threads thats better left dead


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TiaraGurl 03-09-2002 12:17 AM
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Originally posted by strange_one:
I think its one of those threads thats better left dead
no it should be archived so you can be reminded YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE POSTED THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE NO ONE GIVES A FUCK.

( you did wear a condom though i will give you that)

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strange_one 03-09-2002 12:21 AM
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Originally posted by TiaraGurl:
no it should be archived so you can be reminded YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE POSTED THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE NO ONE GIVES A FUCK.
god, sorry


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Flebath 03-09-2002 12:33 AM
La Gears will rock you mothafucka!

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^Agony_Imp^ 03-10-2002 03:28 PM
i dont get it...

doesen't it fall off? if you got another hard on during this time, would the semen run down your ***** and leg? do you wash your ***** afterwards? if you're girlfriend was capable of more then the words 'mama' 'no' and 'up' would she tell you it's still there? why do you were one when she has not yet reached puberty?

yes, you were stupid to post this so i randomly insulted you for no real reason.

NegaBenji 03-10-2002 03:40 PM
Ridin' high!

failure 03-10-2002 03:49 PM
i feel i can speak on behalf of the community of netphoria in its entirety when i ask:

what the fuck.

nelifex 03-10-2002 04:03 PM
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Originally posted by New Art Rioter:
Eww. That's gross. Really.

lucky_13 03-10-2002 04:04 PM
how come people like this are having sex and perfectly normal people aren't? it makes me wonder.

melancholymystic 03-10-2002 05:12 PM
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Originally posted by lucky_13:
how come people like this are having sex and perfectly normal people aren't? it makes me wonder.
excellent question!



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