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Smiley33 03-07-2002 07:14 PM
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Originally posted by Lie:
Do you still have it on?

good god I hope not


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Nate the Grate 03-07-2002 07:14 PM
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strange_one 03-07-2002 08:00 PM
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Originally posted by Ammy:
shithead, you have sex, and before you take your fuking condom off, which i will assume means you did not lay next to her afterwards for very long, you run off to post on netphoria about it?


you're an idiot, if you were my bf i'd be very pissed off.
ok, I had sex maybe 2 and a half hours before I posted here, and it was not even at my house, its not like I just got up out of bed and walked over to the computer. I had not gotten around to taking the condom off yet.
get your facts straight before you call me a shithead


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strange_one 03-07-2002 08:02 PM
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Originally posted by Lie:
Do you still have it on?
nope

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Smiley33 03-07-2002 08:03 PM
this just gts better and better.

and so does my spelling.

[This message has been edited by Smiley33 (edited 03-07-2002).]

paranoid 03-07-2002 08:04 PM
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Originally posted by strange_one:
ok, I had sex maybe 2 and a half hours before I posted here, and it was not even at my house, its not like I just got up out of bed and walked over to the computer. I had not gotten around to taking the condom off yet.
get your facts straight before you call me a shithead
ok, so instead of going to the bathroom first or where ever it is you get rid of your condoms, you go to your computer first. eeew.

usually i just leave the condom in the vagina.

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Smiley33 03-07-2002 08:08 PM
wow. it must be rough to be a guy.

strange_one 03-07-2002 08:09 PM
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Originally posted by paranoid:
ok, so instead of going to the bathroom first or where ever it is you get rid of your condoms, you go to your computer first. eeew.
ok yes I am guilty of that, I admit it. usually I wait until I have to pee or something and then take it off when I go the bathroom. I got in my car and drove home with it on still, then i walked in, made a coffee and sat down at the computer.
so all in all, you can give me shit for leaving a condom on, but you cannot give me shit for leaving my partner and stumbling over to the computer, since as I have now explained, wasn't the case.

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PkPhuoko 03-07-2002 08:11 PM
fuck condoms! STD's and babies ROOL!

paranoid 03-07-2002 08:29 PM
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Originally posted by strange_one:
ok yes I am guilty of that, I admit it. usually I wait until I have to pee or something and then take it off when I go the bathroom. I got in my car and drove home with it on still, then i walked in, made a coffee and sat down at the computer.
so all in all, you can give me shit for leaving a condom on, but you cannot give me shit for leaving my partner and stumbling over to the computer, since as I have now explained, wasn't the case.
well no i wasn't one of those who jumped at that conclusion.

but lemme put it this way... say you get into a car accident on the way home and die. you get brought to the morgue and when then autopsy you they find you with that thing danglin on ya with all of it's extracted yuckies. is that how you want to be found dead? is it?

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jackboot7 03-07-2002 08:29 PM
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Originally posted by strange_one:
ok yes I am guilty of that, I admit it. usually I wait until I have to pee or something and then take it off when I go the bathroom. I got in my car and drove home with it on still, then i walked in, made a coffee and sat down at the computer.
so all in all, you can give me shit for leaving a condom on, but you cannot give me shit for leaving my partner and stumbling over to the computer, since as I have now explained, wasn't the case.
fetish?

Ammy 03-07-2002 08:31 PM
fine, i won't give you shit for that, but why in gods name leave the condom on so long? what the hell? throw it in the toilet or trashcan or something...

sorry, i just don't understand the mentality of that at all, i know if i was wearing one for sex, i'd take it off as soon as it was over.. yuk yuk

Smiley33 03-07-2002 08:33 PM
man, I'll bet he wishes he could turn that thumbs up in the topic to a thumbs down and a sad face

strange_one 03-07-2002 08:35 PM
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Originally posted by Ammy:
fine, i won't give you shit for that, but why in gods name leave the condom on so long? what the hell? throw it in the toilet or trashcan or something...
I'm really not sure why I leave it on, I just do up my pants and forget about it for a while I guess. It isn't like its uncomfortable or anything. I agree that I should take it off straight away, I need to work on that.
I can't believe this thread made it to be a flaming topic

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Altezano 03-07-2002 08:36 PM
Tis a danm fine post you have there.

Incedentally - does anyone else drive about the countryside with a sticky joey on their wang for 2 hours after they rooted?

Travis Meeks 03-07-2002 08:37 PM
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Originally posted by Altezano:
Tis a danm fine post you have there.

Incedentally - does anyone else drive about the countryside with a sticky joey on their wang for 2 hours after they rooted?
forgein people are funny

Smiley33 03-07-2002 08:39 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Travis Meeks:
forgein people are funny
you're damned right.



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Altezano 03-07-2002 10:38 PM
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Originally posted by Travis Meeks:
forgein people are funny
We receive a grant from the US government to stay funny.

And we also know how to spell "foreign".

Lucy Sky Diamonds 03-07-2002 10:56 PM
Why would you want a bag full of cold semen hanging on to your ***** for a couple of hours?

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FearFactory 03-07-2002 10:58 PM
Hey, make sure and let us know when you come back from taking a shit too.



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pills 03-07-2002 11:22 PM
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Originally posted by wangcomputers:
http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php...uters&ID=57113
these are the best comic strips ever. i swear each and every one.

raindrops + sunshowers 03-07-2002 11:30 PM
Ordinarily I would be disgusted, but this is far too amusing to be disgusting.

strange_one 03-07-2002 11:41 PM
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Originally posted by Lucy Sky Diamonds:
Why would you want a bag full of cold semen hanging on to your ***** for a couple of hours?
it isn't cold, I swear I don't even feel it, its hard to understand. there have been times when I've driven home with one on and I forget its there for an hour or so until I need to go take a piss or something. it isn't like any semen spills or seeps out when I walk around or sit down, it just kinda hangs there.
keep in mind though, I don't do this every time I have sex, 9/10 times I take the condom off a few mins after I'm done, but now and then I just leave it on and go about the rest of my daily business till I can be bothered taking it off.
once though, and this is really kinda gross, I was sitting down and I remembered it was on, so I was about to get up to go to the bathroom to take it off and it just slipped off by itself in my pants. then some semen ran down my leg http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif I had to shake one of my legs to make the condom come out the bottom of my trousers http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif that only happened once though, very strange.
from now on though I am going to strive to dispose of my condoms thoughtfully as soon as I'm done with them http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif



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Altezano 03-07-2002 11:45 PM
It's good that you've learnt something from this escapade, though.

strange_one 03-07-2002 11:47 PM
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Originally posted by Altezano:
It's good that you've learnt something from this escapade, though.
true, I've learnt never to post something of this nature on netphoria again unless I wanna get buried in a whole heap of shit I cop


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Lie 03-07-2002 11:48 PM
That's just wrong. I mean, if you like the way it feels, or something, you could at least walk around with an unused one on.

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strange_one 03-07-2002 11:50 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Lie:
That's just wrong. I mean, if you like the way it feels, or something, you could at least walk around with an unused one on.
no no no, it isn't that I like how it feels, it isn't a weird fetish thing or anything. I just forget to take it off sometimes, that's all. I've never purposely left one on cos it feels good, the whole point is that I can't even feel it on there after a while


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Lie 03-07-2002 11:53 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by strange_one:
no no no, it isn't that I like how it feels, it isn't a weird fetish thing or anything. I just forget to take it off sometimes, that's all. I've never purposely left one on cos it feels good, the whole point is that I can't even feel it on there after a while
Maybe this is something your girlfriend could help you with.


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strange_one 03-07-2002 11:55 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Lie:
Maybe this is something your girlfriend could help you with.
I can't tell if you're giving me advice or giving me shit



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Lie 03-07-2002 11:59 PM
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Originally posted by strange_one:
Quote:
Originally posted by Lie:
Maybe this is something your girlfriend could help you with.
I can't tell if you're giving me advice or giving me shit
Advice. But I do think it's kind of funny that she wouldn't notice you putting your underwear back on over it.

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