im a slut

bis rules

- i hate working on computers, and hate my knowledge of them....
- jens coming down here in about a week
- me and jen are somewhat back together, i think she took losing my mom harder than i did http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/eek.gif
- i've never seen my dad cry so many times in one week in my entire life
- i kinda miss my mom
- people have given my dad atleast $3000 in "we're sorry your wife died money", and hasnt given me or my sisters one cent of it.
- blah

[This message has been edited by saferkefka (edited 02-18-2002).]

I sang kareoke tonight....

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You want to sleep with common people like me

I admit that I have fake eyes and breasts

I admit that I find Kenny Rogers sexy- every morning I secretly wish to find him waiting for me in my shower... naked

I have a monkey on my back. His name is Bob, but answers to Mike.

I admit to knowing how the world works, but I forget



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-I was a real asshole to my ex .. treated her worse than I've ever treated anyone, and I'm really regretting it now
-I had a habit of lying or making things up to get my way .. still trying to stop
-this is my first 100% serious reply to a Netphoria thread in over a year
-since the 7th of December I've been trying to do something with my life and mostly it's been going well .. hell, since then my life's been the best it's ever been

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I wanna be a hero, and have books, movies, tv series, documentaries, songs, porno movies made about me.

that is the most accurate statement on this board in months

Some of us (like me), know this and pretend not to notice while enjoying every minute of it.

I had enchiladas for breakfast.

I generally think a good number of the people on Netphoria are extremely dumb and yet I sometimes give a shit what everyone thinks of me.

I hate my parents and probably always will.

College hasn't worked for me so far.

I'm completely ignorant of pop culture.

I still am 100% convinced that Jeff Buckley faked his death and is Jimmy Gnecco.

I just watched Vieuphoria for the first time last week and was appalled at the performances.

I edited this list three times.

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Boot the grime of this world in the crotch, dear.

i've dropped out of college twice!

-I've once been on welfare for quite some time...because of laziness more then anything (i don't plan to be ever again though)
-I spent 5 years of my life (from 17 to 22) not making contacts with anyone, just staying home. Getting out only to buy stuff i needed.
-I regret every day of it (and still sometimes have trouble accepting it)
-I think i'm a talented musician (if i could just get off my lazy ass i could get somewhere)
-I am very uncultured literature wise and i'm ashamed of it (and try to hide it)
-I try to make people believe i am more intelligent then i actually am
-I lost my virginity at 22 (but don't regret i had to wait that long)

This is the most ethereal Netphoria topic ever.

Wow.

I like girls

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Today I Fear and make fun of Joey McIntyre cause he's a Harry Connick Jr. ripoff.

i have no clue what i want to make a living doing.
i lie to my parents every day.
i am one of those people that used to think i was bi. (turns out i was just desperate)
i have never come while receiving oral sex.
i routinely shave my pubes, including the spot between my eyebrows and nipple hairs.
i am psychologically addicted to netphoria and it wastes my time.
i am enjoying this thread.
there are many more secrets that i have that i'm not putting down here.

Chalk these up with my list, yo.

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With the same razor?

-I'm too submissive
-I'm too nervous
-I let people fuck me over
-I'm always attracted to people I cannot have
-I'm hopeless

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you're not the only one afraid of what you've become
I try to put myself together
but everytime, I wait for something better
you're not the only one who feels like they've come undone
why does everything seem like such a waste of time?

yeah

to see if the girl has noticed you've been staring at her breasts

Hahahahaha...

This made me smile for the first time today.

~i often lie about insignificant things
~i am addicted to cereal
~i'm getting attached to someone
~i need to go to class more often
~i know what i want to do in the future, but i can't seem to pick a stable backup to that

-My favorite band used to be Bush

-I'm quickly turning into a speed freak and a cokehead

-I don't really feel bad about it

-My boyfriend is in love with me and I'm not in love with him

-I'm actually hung up on someone else

-I like sex way, way too much

-I really want to randomly get in my car and drive far away and leave everything behind and never come back

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before i kill myself, i know of several people im taking out with me beforehand.
since you're all self centered pieces of shit, ill let you know that about 4 or 5 people who post here or have posted here will be included.

-i hate/criticize others' weaknesses almost as much as my own. (this makes for difficult relationships).
-i dont miss the people i should miss.
-i am an A student, currently receiving 50s in many classes. i cant do anything to make myself motivated. (a couple years ago, i was SO good at that).
-i love photography, and i know i have the potential to do really well, but im too goddamn lazy.
-im really sick of this place, but i come back whenever im bored.

-I'm hiding out in my house, hoping no one will come looking
-I bought a Kittie CD
-I lost my virginity last year to my friends girlfriend, while he was out of town at an Offspring concert
-I'm so damn boring I can't think of anything eles to say.

- i really don't care about anything, even school. and i don't think i know how to.
- i'm a bastard when it comes to being sensitive most of the time
- i'm not wearing any underwear

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"...i'll be your super queen..."

-I can't admit to myself or anyone else that my life isn't perfect.
-I hate the way I look.
-I'm lazy and my laziness makes me selfish sometimes.
-I'm beginning to find a lot of faults in most of the people I used to love and trust wholeheartedly.
-I'm way too dependant for someone my age.

* i've changed my look from total hippie to looking like i walked out of an abercrombie ad over the past week.
* i don't know who i am or what i want.
* i'm fucking myself over at college and wasting my parents' money
* i'm the worst girlfriend anyone could ever have
* i have a fuck buddy on the seventh floor who treats me like shit but i can't stop thinking about him
* i just want someone to be proud of me
* i shave my stomach occasionally (it's just peach fuzz but i get bored)
* i've had sex with almost as many people as machina666.

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jazz is played from the heart. you can live by it. always love it.
-Louis Armstrong