Half wrong/right. It did go in theaters when they realized it could be a hit (I believe it had 15 minutes more). I think that's pretty much it, if my memory isn't fucking w/ me.

And it didn't suck.

Oh, maybe it grew old, but you have to be a real tard to believe this is the WORST FILM OF ALL TIME.

Just thought I'd point that.

3 years of film school



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Take your 3 years of film school to my last post then.

Thank you. Class dismissed.

i'm going to go for almost any movie on the sci-fi channel. and this movie called "snoball".

and of course, "crossroads" with britney spears. i haven't seen it but since she stole the idea from a classic aerosmith video with liv tyler... that crosses the line. britney should burn. where's that pic of the bonfire when you need it?

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it;s called an opinion look into it
you can jackspeilburgoff all you want but i think it's the biggest waste of celulose ever

Come on. Admit it. You really DON'T believe this film is the actual "WORST of ALL films", do you?

That's ridiculous.

Hating a/this film maybe, but thinking this is the worst, and there is not one worst than this one.

I call this an absurdity.

i cant think of a worse movie, even bats was better than duel

Arena?

I dunno, I just wouldn't be able to pick one flick as the worst. I can honestly say I hate many of them (just so you know, I know cinema - quite a bit, too), but I just can't pick one as the undisputed very worst (of ALL time).

That's just me though.




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oh god i've seen that.:-x

Tomb Raider

worst movie EVAR

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One: How is this movie good?

Two: Name one movie that's worse.

Mwhehe, you can see cable and zippers and shit.

I mean I laughed a lot...

fifth element is one of my favorite movies. i just enjoy it. it's not because it has amazing acting (which it doesn't) or because milla is hot as fuck, but just because it makes me feel good at the end. it's the same reason i like to fuck. i like to fuck movies. i fuck to fuck movies.

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interesting. but WRONG.

I've never walked out of a cinema before a film has finished but came very close when watching North and The Thin Red Line.

I have a real dislike for old movies, to watch anything made before the 70's I'll need a recommendation or the knowledge that I'll see some muff.

worst movie ever? The Flintstones, with John Goodman. *shudder*



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I'm so goth, I don't say "black," I say "blahhwwwkkk."

People, people.... There are certain levels of badness when it comes to movies. the first level of badness = Godzilla, Batman and Robin. And then the PINICAL of bandness which = Godzilla 2000, The Fortress 2 .


Examples of badness...

Driven, The Fast and the Furios, Ghosts of Mars, Planet of the Apes, Tomb Raider, Hollowman,, 50% of Rob Schnieder movies, Unbreakable, Inserrection, Inspector Gadget, Evolution

Other examples of extreme badness...

Vertical Limit, Saving Silverman, The Crow:Salvation, Lost and Found, Kung Pow, 50% of Rob Schieder movies, Mission to Mars, Lord of the Rings (just seeing if your paying attention),

Umm, has everyone forgot about the pile of shit that was 'Howard the Duck?'
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i like milla jovovich.. my friend's met her a few times and apparently she's a very nice, polite girl. she's got nice style, anyway, and you gotta love dem russians.

and.. i liked the fifth element for the costumes (it's a gaultier! OH NOOOO!) and set design, as well as eyes wide shut..i think it's a darned lovely film.

but everyone's forgetting plan nine from outer space. i mean, come on!

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1. wasn't Godzilla 2000 SUPPOSED to be stupid (i've never seen it and i'm not sticking up for it, but that was my impression...). and if so, doesn't that make it at least semi-ok?

2. saving silverman. i agree with everything else you said but.... i loved this movie. now, i din't love it in a "best movie ever, move over godfather" way. but i deffinately felt some of the "dumb & dumber love". yes it was stupid, pointless, etc. but that was the intention.... with crude and (rarely, i know) witty hummor along the way.
(FUCK YOU REPLACEMENT FRIENDS!!!)
(don't make me take away your masturbation priveledges)
and jack black rules. (except in "Shallow Hal" which blew... are you sure you didn't mean Shallow Hal???)

one other thing, while i enjoyed Saving Silverman, i agree... it did not deserve that much writting in defense of it. sorry.

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Hey everybody, where did Mary go?
Where did Mary go?
And where's my only cigarette? Please think for me, I can't bear to...
I'll just lie here for a while, Wet myself, wet my bed-- I've readied it all for her, you know Clean sheets, incense, and lots of fluffy pillows-- Now soiled....
And where's my cigarette? Did you check the bathroom?... The bathtub?... She sleeps there sometimes.... Water cleanses, you know, washes dirt away, makes new.... Maybe she... maybe she... maybe she... maybe... Maybe she swam away....
::exits drunkenly::

i've never seen Hairspray, but i agree:
PECKER FUCKING SUCKS


j o e

Dude, Duel did not fucking suck.

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Some people namd pretty good nominees. TOmb raider is probably the last really shitty movie i've seen. Batman and robin is also up there in crappiness. I mean, what's different about those movies is that they're sorta big budget movies that still suck. I agree with fathoms though, there are different degrees of shittiness for movies. And those who thought the fifth element was awful probably didn't see it as it was spposed to be seen, not serious for a minute. It doesn't pretedn to be, it doesn't take itself seriously at all. I don't think it's great or anything, but it's surely not the shittiest movie ive seen.

I agree completely. I'm a big Joan of Arc fan but this movie was just horrible. Milla Jovovich is a really piss poor actor. At least John Malcovich was in it. And the dialogue was all wrong.

If anyone's interested in seeing a good movie about Joan d'Arc, check out the 1999 mini-series starring Leelee Sobieski. It's out on DVD.

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"In the mud, on your knees
Trying hard not to please
Anyone, all the time
Being a rebel's fine
But you go all the way to being brutal"

yteah, it's bad, and slow and horribly made and painful to watch, BUT IT'S MAKING FUN OF MORMONS!

no wonder it offended you.



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Trust me, anyone who's seen Godzilla 2000 would put it on they're top 5 list of worst movies ever without hesitation. Of course, when the hell has they're ever been a GOOD Godzilla movie?

Others I forgot to mention in the mere badness catagory = X-men, Galaxy Quest (Though like Saving Silverman I only put it on for five minutes before deciding the hour and half of my life would be much better used photographing household appliences.] I know What You Did Last Summer is another good choice.

I actually like some of these movies that have been mentioned. The Fifth Element does have lots of annoying charactors but I've watched it 4 times without wanting to vomit. It's a decent popcorn flick. The Messenger is really stupid, but Milla's over-acting is the only thing that keeps it interesting throughout. I used to hate Armageddon until the last time I watched it, it's not bad. And The Green Mile doesn't have that strong of a story I suppose, but the storyTELLING is what makes it good.

And in terms of cheesiness, bad acting, bad storyline, bad everything the top five list of worst movies ever should definately ******* LEFT BEHIND



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Funny that two of the movies mentionned in this thread are Luc Besson movie. It's true though, the guy does suck.

Rock n roll high school

ha, that fuckin ramones song...funny shit.


iwannarocknrollhighskool...forever..and ever..
iwannarockandrollhighskool...foreverandever......

ha, what the fuck?

even if you like the ramones, you're gonna find it to be a nightmare. actually, maybe it's worse for the fans.

Mortal Kombat: Annihalation.

Definatly no plot, but tom green is funny as shit..

Rock On..


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The Road to Welville god it was so bad.

Saving Silverman shouldn't be on here. It is somehow saved by the line "we ate her". If any movie from the Amanda Peet cannon should be on here it would have to be Whipped.

Sweet mother of aborted Jesus, why did you have to remind me that I watched this movie?

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It's sad that a collaboration between Bono and Wim wenders would end up so bad. Then again it shows once more that singers and musicians should stick to waht to best.