*CUM* I get off on being attacked by you *CUM*

What about the odds that nothing happened after all?

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Boot the grime of this world in the crotch, dear.

which would be the same as the odds of any sane minded person actually even considering fucking you.

Welcome back.

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Boot the grime of this world in the crotch, dear.

and unless you do meth, you're not cool.

http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/rolleyes.gif

aint that right affecafag??

avoid the facts and get formal, figures.


thank you http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif

Yeah, well, I was just thinking, enough about me. Let's talk about you for a change. I wouldn't want to be impolite.


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Boot the grime of this world in the crotch, dear.

how considerate.

do just like american pie, set a webcam so netphoria can watch your first night

Head. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/redface.gif

Awesome.

good stuff. tonight it's my turn.

loser

You're going to give Glenn head tonight??? http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/eek.gif



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You want to sleep with common people like me

Yeah. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/cool.gif

Yeah. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/cool.gif

Yeah. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/cool.gif

no one will ever, ever ask you "but did you get head?" again. for that, congrats.

reading this thread reminded me of being touched for the very first time

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If they do, they deserve to die. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif

But did you get head?

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Boot the grime of this world in the crotch, dear.

*cue madonna*

Like a virgin,
touched for the very first time
Like a vi-ir-ir-irgin
with your heartbeat
next to mine

good on ya mate!

now I'm depressed, if he can score and I can't I must be a loser

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I wanna be a hero, and have books, movies, tv series, documentaries, songs, porno movies made about me.

Same http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif

haha... it's ok...

you know you're about to lose it when you have this conversation:

*kiss* *kiss*
You: So...do you wanna?
Her: I dunno, do you?
You: I'm asking you what you want to do
Her: I want to do what you want to do
You: Well, what is that?
Her: Whatever you want it to be.
You: Wanna do it?
Her: Sure, if you do.
You: I want to
Her: Me too.

that's when you know for sure.

you know there's probably a reason why she didn't go farther then head. Did you take off all your clothes?

Holy shit Ariel! Try to avoid low blows here!

Hahehahehaheha!

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I want details. Did you squeeze her tits? Did you see her tits? Where did you splooge? What happened after?

i think everyone here is missing the point. Not one of you have asked the MOST important question...

did she swallow?

j o e

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::stumbles in drunkenly::
Hey everybody, where did Mary go?
Where did Mary go?
And where's my only cigarette? Please think for me, I can't bear to...
I'll just lie here for a while, Wet myself, wet my bed-- I've readied it all for her, you know Clean sheets, incense, and lots of fluffy pillows-- Now soiled....
And where's my cigarette? Did you check the bathroom?... The bathtub?... She sleeps there sometimes.... Water cleanses, you know, washes dirt away, makes new.... Maybe she... maybe she... maybe she... maybe... Maybe she swam away....
::exits drunkenly::

and/or:
did you snowball, and if so, did you swallow?

lord knows I do

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I wanna be a hero, and have books, movies, tv series, documentaries, songs, porno movies made about me.

i would also like to add that, in light of the topic at hand, it was a great honor to be the 69th post.
that is all.

and never ever snowball.

j o e

why not?
I enjoy it

but I'm one kinky sick motherfucker

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I wanna be a hero, and have books, movies, tv series, documentaries, songs, porno movies made about me.

Italian question:

What means "to swallow"?

Thanks http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif

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<dndmepunk> you can't use english correctly but you know how to say fuck you, i find that funny
<dndmepunk> if you don't know english, you at least know fuck you
<dndmepunk> i don't know italian....i don't know italian bad words either

http://www.IofTheMourning.com/images/excel.jpg http://www.IofTheMourning.com/images/hayat.jpg http://www.IofTheMourning.com/images/puchuu.jpg

when your **** is in a girls mouth (blowjob) and you finally spurt.. the cum had to go somewhere... either down her throat (swallow) or she spits it out.
now, if she spits it into YOUR mouth.. that's a snowball.
class dismissed.

j o e

Oh thanks. I know what snowballing means http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif

In Italy, "to swallow" is called "ingoio" http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/biggrin.gif

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<dndmepunk> you can't use english correctly but you know how to say fuck you, i find that funny
<dndmepunk> if you don't know english, you at least know fuck you
<dndmepunk> i don't know italian....i don't know italian bad words either

http://www.IofTheMourning.com/images/excel.jpg http://www.IofTheMourning.com/images/hayat.jpg http://www.IofTheMourning.com/images/puchuu.jpg

my turn for a question .. more of a request really:
can you teach me how to talk dirty in Italian please?
grazie.

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I wanna be a hero, and have books, movies, tv series, documentaries, songs, porno movies made about me.

Sure.

WARNING: rated 18+. Sexual language.

If you want to read, highlight below.



let's start with the basics http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif

dick = cazzo
pussy = fica or figa
tits = tette (tit = tetta)
butt = culo

sexual related:

to fuck = scopare
to suck = fare una pompa
blowjob = pompino
blowjob with swallow = pompino con ingoio
assfuck = inculata
tit fuck = spagnoletta
cum = sborro


Maybe I forgot something... http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/biggrin.gif

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<dndmepunk> you can't use english correctly but you know how to say fuck you, i find that funny
<dndmepunk> if you don't know english, you at least know fuck you
<dndmepunk> i don't know italian....i don't know italian bad words either

http://www.IofTheMourning.com/images/excel.jpg http://www.IofTheMourning.com/images/hayat.jpg http://www.IofTheMourning.com/images/puchuu.jpg

WARNING: rated 18+. Sexual language.

If you want to read, highlight below.



let's start with the basics http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif. Im gonna give you both french and french canadian ones

dick = bite/queue
pussy = chatte/plotte/con
tits = nichons/melons/tetons/tet'
butt = cul

sexual related:

to fuck = baiser/foutre/fourrer
to suck = sucer/tailler un pipe
blowjob = pipe
blowjob with swallow = uh..well swallow is avaler
assfuck = enculer
tit fuck = commonly called a "crossette indienne" around here. which is very silly. I don't know if they have an expression for it in france.
cum = foutre/purée/dèche/sauce
to cum = gicler/venir/envoyer la sauce


Maybe I forgot something... http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/biggrin.gif

i still wanna know if she swallowed.

j o e