So there's 90% chance of me losing my virginity tonite
 

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i guess convincing gramma really pays off?

HAW!

No one will believe it without photographic proof.

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Sure, it was fun this morning in the shower when you punched me in the windpipe and took my candy cigarettes...

ill take your place so u can wait till u get married.

I know http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif

Invite me along and it will be 100% http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/wink.gif

I think you jinxed your chances with this post.

Remember to bring a flashlight.

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"Hello. My name is Luke. Luke Warm."

I don't know. That might be an adequate excuse. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif

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Sure, it was fun this morning in the shower when you punched me in the windpipe and took my candy cigarettes...

i was going to say something.

remember to use a condom, put a diaphragm in her, block that with a sponge, shoot some foam in her AND be certain that she's on the pill.

Condoms, and she's on the pill.

I wouldn't be going near her otherwise.

Plus she's hot and is nice and likes videogames so i can shout "BUT ITSA ME MARIO" when I cum.

if that turns her on, she's no real woman...try punching her in the face, girls like that!

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dying of boredom...i'll try it all

If I happened to be drinking anything - which I am not - I'm sure it would be flying out of my nose about now.

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Sure, it was fun this morning in the shower when you punched me in the windpipe and took my candy cigarettes...

No no, pick up a mushroom first then jump on her head

Glenn: Oh yeah baby, who does all your base belong to?

Girl: Oh, Oh, Yuo, Glenn, Yuo!

Glenn: AHHHH SOMEBODY SET UP US THE BOMB!

*squirt*squirt*

Girl: Hello gentlemen.

Glenn: What yuo say?

*gentlemen enter*

Gentlemen: Ha ha ha ha.

Girl: Somebody set up us the gangbang!

Kimaira: i took way too much time writing a post about you on netphoria
Jumbo Cactuar 9: that's the first AYB laugh i've gotten in a long time

You jeepin' behind my back?

YOU =so scary

SHE MEANS NOTHING!

She must, if you're going to use a killer line like the Mario one.

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Sure, it was fun this morning in the shower when you punched me in the windpipe and took my candy cigarettes...

No one believes you Glenn. You don't have to make up stories to make yourself seem cooler, we accept you how you are.

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~While i roam the weeks homeless without her again~

I want to say i laughed heartily.

Let's show this thread to her. That ought to get her juices going.

lol

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"Who wants to take a shitload of pills with me, Fat Elvis, eat some lard, and shoot some T.V.'s??"

woohoo!!!!

Just because you sleep in a drawer.

So did you get laid, Glenn?

gee, glenn. if you don't get any i guess it means that you really are a fag!

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- shaunna.

'pumpkins, no. love, yes. james? maybe.'- bc 7/2/00

GLENN!!!! Get up! I know its only 9 am there, but you gotta give details http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/redface.gif

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You want to sleep with common people like me