If you care about wrestling (Chris Benoit dead)
 

The Rabid Wolverine, Chris Benoit and his family were all found dead today.

www.wwe.com

Don't bother pointing out this is the wrong forum- your mastery of the obvious is not necessary.

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what the fuck? thats terrible. benoit was a legend... rip

No, No, No... I said he and his family are dead.

Yeah... dead.

holy crap! that sucks!

looks like the timing of the "Mr. McMahon death" just keeps getting worse (Sherri Martel, now Benoit...)

I hope BC can still perform tomorrow.. the wrestling fan that he is..

Exactly. Not so funny anymore.

Think he'll show tonight?

I would hope so

WTF Benoit is dead?!?! WTF

That has to put an end to his stupid death trick. He has got to show tonight to show respect to the Benoit family.

how did it happen?

no info has been released as far as i've read, but out of pure speculation there could be blood money involved, or a murder-suicide.

Wow. That's terrible. Benoit was one of my faves.

But this is general chat board material, so I'm moving it there.

I don't get what people love about wrestling at all. It's pretty much the dumbest thing on television.

But yeah, of course that's sad.

Its dumb, but for some people thats whats so great about it - kind of like watching a bad horror movie

Ah, the trash factor.
But all those rednecks in the audience and in front of their TVs - what the hell? They can't take something like this seriously, now can they?

man i remember benoit from when i was a kid.

tis a bummer. entire family? i wonder what happened.

one site said that the police have said they were not shot

http://www.ajc.com/metro/content/met...625benoit.html

so fuck you byron barnes

dead at the hands of a rabid wolverine?

i wonder if it is something like carbon monoxide poisoning :/

I hope it was. If it was some sort of foul play, then its a little disconcerting to think of exactly what might have went down. Getting shot isn't a great way to be killed, but it probably beats a lot of the longer/more brutal/more painful alternatives.

i never liked him much, but this is horrible

i couldnt be happier that he is dead.

...and if i don't?

wow, the miz actually achieved of his dream of professional wrestling. good for him :/

:/

when the fuck did i say they were shot?

This was posted on Fark, I couldn't find the link though (I saw it earlier, but that thread's just gotten too big to find it)

The news outlets are reporting that it's now a homicide investigation.

Benoit had been scheduled to appear on a WWE house show on Saturday. Sources tell us Benoit called to first say he would be taking a later flight, and then to say he would not be attending the house show due to a family illness. According to one source, Benoit said both his wife and son were throwing up blood and he needed to stay to take care of them.

so you must have meant murder/suicide by self-strangulation or something equally common and equally practical then

everytime a thread gets moved from the SP board to here we run the risk of attracting those people. this needs to stop.

Thats messed up.I wanna know how it happened.

Tonight, on Dateline.

http://www.mediaresearch.org/stillsh...2-07-NBCNN.jpg

poisoning? knifing? bombing? injection? carbon monoxide is feasible. even bludgening could have happened. like i said, i'm just taking a gander.

someone quoted this in a different message board:

"Benoit had apparently called up WWE on Saturday to inform them that he couldn't come to work as his wife and son were both vomiting blood."

well then it's plain to see that you did not mean shooting. knifing and bombing are what comes to mind for just about everyone when they hear murder/suicide


someone also quoted that in this thread

ah yes, sorry

but most importantly, i think we'd be short changing ourselves here if we didn't spend a little time on the main point here: when you post, it makes this board less enjoyable. significantly so.

Wow, that's crazy....He was my grandma's fav wrestler.

I always thought he had a penis head...ya know? Short and stout.

what kind of penises do you hang out with?

i still maintain that benoit was the worlds tallest midget