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malcovich?

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MAAAATT DAAAMON

Mac, the first dish is scallops, you can tell by the orange piece on the edge of the meat/muscle, very popular in cold climates and very nice fried in butter.
The scallop shell is considered a fertility symbol as well.
As for oysters:
"Are Oysters Really an Aphrodisiac?
In the case of oysters, probably the classic among the alleged aphrodisiacs, chemical analysis shows that it consists of water, protein and carbohydrates, plus small amounts of fat, sugar and minerals. None of these components is in any way known to affect sex drive or performance. The psychological impact of believing that oysters, raw bull's testicles ("prairie oysters", as they are called), clams, celery, or tomatoes are aphrodisiacs is sometimes strong enough to produce, at least temporarily, greater sexual desire or performance. The experience of enhanced arousal or performance is then falsely attributed to the wonder food, and this discovery is passed on to the next person wishing to experience new heights of sexual experience."

Sorry , hope it didn't spoil your meal.
I have to ask, just how many people sat down to this meal?

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Coworker #1: So what've you been up to?
Coworker #2: The usual. Just whacked off.
Coworker #1: Dude, you're on speakerphone.

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Girl #1: So when was your first kiss?
Girl #2: My 17th birthday.
Girl #1: How about your first time making out?
Girl #2: Also my 17th birthday.
Girl #1: ...first blowjob?
Girl #2: This is awkward. 17th birthday, again.
Girl #1: How about when you lost your virginity?
Girl #2: 17th.
Girl #1: How about the first time you --
Girl #2: I know what you're about to ask, and the answer is "my 17th birthday" again.
Girl #1: God damn! What the hell did you do for your 18th birthday?

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Hot southern girl #1: So, before I came up here my mom is like, "Be very careful around those northern boys, they think all southern girls just love to cook and fuck."
Hot southern girl #2: Oh my gosh, are you serious? They think that? That's so messed up!
Hot southern girl #1: I know!
Hot southern girl #2: But I really do love to cook... And fuck.
Hot southern girl #1: I know... Me too.

Conductor: This is an express, uptown C train. You heard right: an express C train. Next stop: 125th Street. If you need local service on the Upper West Side, please transfer across the platform to the D, as in "Daddy done did it" or B, as in "bad boy Bobby Brown" train.

--C train, 59th St

Conductor: This is a Brooklyn bound B train. Like bitch.

--B train

Conductor: We are currently being held in the station because of some other A train fucking us all over.

--Uptown A train

Conductor: Never give up on life. Keep hope alive. This is 30th Avenue.

--N train, Astoria

Overheard by: trying to shake off a Red Lobster feast

Conductor: Thank you for riding the C train and remember: smile and the world smiles with you.

--C train

Conductor: You can switch to the A train across the platform. However, I would much rather you stay on this train.

--Downtown C train, 14th St

Conductor: This train is very crowded. If you cannot fit, please step back and wait for the next train. If you manage to get onto this very crowded train, look at the person next to you and tell them, "Howdy!"

--Queens bound F train

Conductor: Step in and stand clear of the good news.

--F train, 34th St

Conductor: Hello, and welcome to the mobile sauna bath.

--A train

Conductor: This is 175th Street. This is an A train to...This is an A train to... to nothing! Hey, does anyone know where we're going?

--A train, 175th St

Conductor: All right, there's a 3 train across the platform. Hurry up and make your connection, people. Get to steppin', get to steppin'!

--1 train, Times Square

Conductor, angrily: Yo, stand clear o' the closing doors o' my choo-choo!

--PATH train

aw i love overheard in ny

::::BASED ON A TRUE STORY::::


A man approaches a Kmart with a jar full of change. just as he is about to enter he hears someone behind him yell out.

Stranger: HEY MAN!
Man: Hmm?
Stranger: THAT COINSTAR MACHINE IS OUTTA ORDA!
Man: What? You sure?
Stranger: YA MAN! IT'S BROKE!
Man: :(

Black NYU boy: For some reason, every Asian here has a rice cooker.
Black girl: Why?
Black NYU boy: I don't know, I guess because they're Asian.
Black girl: That's so stupid. I'm black, but you don't see me with a chicken fryer.

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nimrod's son: dormin nimdor romdin nim rod rodnim nimrod's son NIRMOD NOS
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nimrod's son: RIMNOD rodsonrod nim NIM!!

you are the son of a motherfucker


1.2.3.4

my dick is turning into a tree

get lost barnes

didn't james iha write the soundtrack to Nimrod Nimrod Nimrod ???