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How much do you guys know about pee?

I know that you smell of pee bardy.

ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will get you for that, Jesus.

And that Rolf Harris drinks pee.

I didnt know who that was so I google searched him, he looks like KFC man

it smells funny after eating asparagus.

so like, if someone pisses into a cup and i eat asparagus and sniff the cup....?

i heard that human piss can cure athletes foot.

is anyone hungry for some colonel's crispy strips

serious question -- early in my life i was told that urine was full of bacteria and should be avoided for hygenic reasons. later in life i've been told that urine is sterile. which is true?

i suspect the first scenario, because it seems unreasonable to me that the body would be able to completely eliminate bacteria. but it makes me wonder why people make the claim that it is sterile.

http://www.rotten.com/library/medici.../drinking-pee/

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Regarding hygiene, let's return to the phrase "relatively sterile". While many sources will tell you urine is "sterile", end of story, this is not entirely accurate. Urine can actually pick a variety of bacteria as it exits the body through unwashed or infected genitalia. While this probably won't hurt you, it is rather icky, so the solution is to wash the area thoroughly and then collect the urine mid-stream. If you've ever had to give your doctor a urine sample, you've already practiced this technique. The moist towelette provided was to remove external bacteria, while the first flow of pee that you let go uncollected was to clean away anything lurking in the urethra itself or at it's opening. As long as the pee you are drinking is your own, this is probably as much as you need to concern yourself with. However, if the urine belongs to your sexual partner or another person, consider that there are certain viruses and bacteria that can be carried in and transmitted through the urine (such as Cytomegalovirus [CMV] or Hepatitis B Virus). In essence then, if you drink someone else's golden shower, you may be guzzling down a great deal more than you bargained for. More importantly, do remember that even tiny abrasions or tears on the inside of your mouth or on your lips (or on any external part of your body) could allow the virus or bacteria to enter your blood stream and thereby infect you.

I now know more about drinking urine then I ever needed to know. and considering I did'nt need to anything on the subject that's alot.

Well, urine is not a toxic waste product and this has been scientifically proven. 95% of urine is water, 2.5% consists of urea and the remaining 2.5% is a mixture of minerals, salt, hormones and enzymes. Toxic substances are being removed from the body through the liver and intestines, through the skin and through the outbreath. The main function of the kidneys is to keep the composition of the blood in optimal balance. When there is to much water, the kidneys will remove it. But that doesn't make water into a toxic waste product ...
You can find urea in many skin products as one of the main components. Furthermore, urine is entirely sterile after secretion and has an antiseptic effect.

Many medical researchers, unlike most of us, know that far from being a dirty body-waste, fresh, normal urine is actually sterile and is an extraordinary combination of some of the most vital and medically important substances known to man. Now this fact may be unknown to the vast majority of the public today, it is nothing new to modern medicine.

Has anyone here ever indulged in pee-play with a lover?

rider's sounds intellegent (if not a little creepy given that it's given in the context as urine as a beverage), and bardy's sounds more like wishful thinking

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Originally Posted by wHATcOLOR

rider's sounds intellegent (if not a little creepy given that it's given in the context as urine as a beverage), and bardy's sounds more like wishful thinking

If you read that whole page it will really mess with you. Talks about hwo certain cultures drink urine because it's cleaner then water.

if you pee on your hands it makes you not need batting gloves

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Originally Posted by D.

i heard that human piss can cure athletes foot.

wasnt this in a fucking episode of friends

peeing on your hands makes certain fans want to reach out and grab a fly ball rather than let you and your filthy hands catch it.

maybe since pee is so clean our toilets might as well recycle it and flush itself with user pee rather than water!

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Originally Posted by Shapan

wasnt this in a fucking episode of friends

no, but it doesn't make a jellyfish sting hurt as much.

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Originally Posted by Olivier

no, but it doesn't make a jellyfish sting hurt as much.

That's right, it makes it worse you CRAZY FOOL

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Originally Posted by Aeroplane

it smells funny after eating asparagus.

I can stand by this statement.

brady's boyfriend asked if she wanted to get involved in pee games. namely the one where brady's boyfriend pees into her mouth and they spit it in to each other's mouths until it loses it's taste.

why is brady so interested in pee?

Who knows, Monte, there are some real weirdos out there.