"I'm going to sexually molest your dog!!!"
 

'American Pie' actress turns herself in at court

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NEW YORK (Reuters) -- Actress Natasha Lyonne, a star of "American Pie" who was accused of threatening to sexually molest a dog, turned herself in at a New York court Friday.

A bench warrant was issued for her arrest in January after Lyonne, who has also appeared in "Blade," and "Scary Movie 2," missed four court hearings.

The 27-year-old faced a number of charges including criminal mischief, harassment and trespassing after accusations she threatened to sexually molest her former neighbor's dog and ripped a mirror off the wall during a 2004 argument.

At the Manhattan Criminal Court appearance, drug counselor Heather Hayes said Lyonne had completed an in-patient drug program in February and continued to attend outpatient rehabilitation groups.

Judge Anthony Ferrara said the charges would be dropped if the actress stayed out of trouble for the next six months.

In the court complaint, Lyonne's former roommate claimed Lyonne trashed their apartment and then banged on a neighbor's door, rushed into that apartment and picked up her dog, telling the woman, "I'm going to sexually molest your dog."

Lyonne pleaded guilty in 2002 to driving under the influence of alcohol in Miami. She was fined, sentenced to six months probation and 50 hours community service.

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michael rappaport wrote something for a magazine about how horrendous she was when she fucked up his apartment because he was so fed up. it was pretty scathing, she sounded like an out of control junkie from his account

I thought (er, was maybe hoping) that this was a follow-up thread to the thread about the religious nuts at your wrokplace or a response email from the lesbian couple that wants your sperm.

my co-worker is working from home today and she thinks she threw their "business/church" card away. All i know now is that they're Embassy Church something something in Culver City.

As for the lesbians, I actually have friends seriously encouraging me to look into it. :rolleyes:

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When I do a google search, all I get is the Embassy of the Beloved Church in West Hollywood.

What the fuck?!

i'd hit it.

Another one bites the dust...

Wonder if she will rise like a Pheonix ala Robert Downey Jr...

at least she didn't fuck a cow?

with like a strap-on or what?

Haha when I was in chicago, my friends had told me that she disappeared so I looked into it.. Poor girl.

I hope she commits suicide.