Boy Arrested For Opening Xmas Gift Early
 

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1205062xmas1.html

holy lolz

Talk about wasted resources. I hope nobody was getting robbed or killed on that cops beat while he was taking the 2-3 hours to write up that nonsense police report because some idiot couldn't control her child.

They need to invent a failsafe birth control potion that can be put into the water. Then, if you want to breed, you file for a breeding permit and are given the contraceptive anecdote.

That's going to be one hell of a story to tell the grandkids.

Just imagine how bad it could have gotten if she had got him a PSP. He might have ended up killing someone for it.

This is why abortions should be legal until the fetus is 13 years old.

fuck that cunt for putting under the tree like a month early, and fuck the cops for thinking it was a "play station game boy"

fucking morons all around

oh wait it's south carolina, carry on

I find this part the most amusing of all.

She called the police for that? and its not against the law for her to have children?

only in america!

Sounds like a set up to me. The kid should've claimed entrapment.

"A South Carolina boy, 12,... the boy's mother, a 27-year-old single parent,"

Yeah, thinking the same thing, I thought it best to leave it unsaid.

But way to ruin your son's record by trying to teach him a lesson. I would've expected a man to get his arm blown off then he walks over to the kid and goes "And that's why you never open presents before Christmas."

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I hope he gets the death penalty.

he'll be released at the age of 18. unless they try him as an adult.

He probably would in Texas, right?

Especially if he was black and retarded.

Sounds like an Onion headline.

Xmas? why do you insist on removing Christ from Christmas? :cry: