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EAT THAT ANTELOPE SHIT AND DIE, JERK!
Ram a broomstick up your ass!
Jump your ass in the lake! Get the hell away from around here Leave the premesis before I put you in jail Kiss my black ass You are a dirty low-down scumbag You are a jerk to me! You think I'm an asshole You need to leave me alone with your war hell ride, punk! Kiss my black ass You are drug seller You are a crackhead as I speak You are a miserable creep Here's what you do for me: Stick your ghetto dope up your ass! Kiss my black ass |
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rock over london, rock on chicago
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Birdman caught me on his property
He saw me tresspassing his real estate He reached in his pocket for a pistol He came after me and pistol-whipped my behind Birdman kicked my ass Birdman beat me to a pulp He gave me a yell-down war hellride He told me that he was going to kill me if I don't get off his real estate He gave me five minutes to get in my Bronco and hit the ricky-road Birdman kicked my ass At10 o' clock PM, I drove my Bronco back to Birdman's real estate I jumped over his fence at the dark I picked up a brick and shot at Birdman's windowpane Birdman sighted me doing it and reached for his pistol Suddenly, I jumped back in my Bronco and took off like O.J. Simpson Birdman kicked my ass Rock over London! Rock on Chicago! Heinz - It's America's Favorite Ketchup |
Suck a polar bear's funky ass!
Suck a racehorse's cock with Heinz Tomato Ketchup! Suck a donkey's shitty ass! Suck a male camel's dick with Hoisen sauce! Suck a cheetah's dick Suck a cheetah's dick Suck a cheetah's dick Suck a cheetah's dick Suck a European bison's smelly ass! Suck a woolly mammoth's dick with Miracle Whip! Suck a snow leopard's ass with whip cream! Suck a hyena's spermy dick! Suck a cheetah's dick Suck a cheetah's dick Suck a cheetah's dick Suck a cheetah's dick Suck a llama's shitty asshole! Suck a panda bear's spermy nutsack! Suck a sloth bear's bootyhole! Suck a greyhound's musty ass, mothafucka! Suck a cheetah's dick Suck a cheetah's dick Suck a cheetah's dick Suck a cheetah's dick Polaroid, see what develops |
This beast comes out when it is 25 degrees below zero
It can rip your head off It can fly as high as a bird It can bite your face The Chicken Cow The Chicken Cow The Chicken Cow The Chicken Cow This beast killed as many as 100,000 people Its wings can flap like a bird It can break a glass It can also stab you in the ass The Chicken Cow The Chicken Cow The Chicken Cow The Chicken Cow This beast attacked my brother It stabbed him in the ass while he was in the cold His hands were frostbitten His hands were also numb The Chicken Cow The Chicken Cow The Chicken Cow The Chicken Cow Blockbuster Video, wow, what a difference! |
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also: let's start a new warehouse! |
Wesley Willis was truly a... unique individual. To say the least.
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the fact that he gets back with proof of the ass stabbing here: This beast attacked my brother It stabbed him in the ass while he was in the cold is probably even better. |
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he was homeless, this might explain the smell?
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do something about your long filthy hair. it looks like rats nest. do something about the mullet! get out the hair clippers jerk! cut the mullet, cut the mullet. take your ass to the barber shop- tell the barber you are sick of looking like an asshole.
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At 3:30 PM, a male state trooper pulled a drunk driver over
Trooper Jay Grant told Russell Griffin to get his ass out of the car He found a bottle of Smirnoff vodka in Russell Griffin's car Russell Griffin was arrested and taken to jail |
Once upon a time, I was cursing in Daniel's Chapel A.M.E. Zion Church
I called one of the deacons a motherfucker Reverend Henry E. Miller preached about my vulgar language He told the congregation in the sanctuary that I got a nasty filthy mouth They threw me out of church For the second time, I told the preacher to fuck off I also told Reverend Henry E. Miller to suck a male camel's dick He got so tired of my bullshit He told one of the deacons to throw me out He then escorted me to the door They threw me out of church When I went to church that same Sunday, I picked up a 2 x 4 I went up to the pulpit and clocked the preacher in the head He fell to the floor unconscious Suddenly, the police was called on me I then ran out of the church with a grin on my face being chased after by the cops |
CASPER! CASPER! CASPER! CASPER! CASPER! CASPER THE HOMESEXUAL FRIENDLY GHOST!
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