i don't care about anything anymore man
 

i just took a shit in my pants

is it squishy

:rockon:

yeah.

my 2 year old came up to me the other day and said "I have a poopy diaper". He says this when the time is right and is usually correct.

Problem was that I looked at him and he wasn't wearing a diaper. I went back to his room and sure enough he had a poopy diaper. And it looked like he sat down in a chocolate cream pie. Amazingly enough, no shit got on the floor anywhere between diaper drop and the living room.

could you not see the shit on his ass?

shit tends to stick to your ass

trust me i know

i shit myself twice last month. i thought one was a fart so went to blast it out and all of a sudden shit was sliding down my leg. i was all like http://img457.imageshack.us/img457/6418/fghdgr4.jpg.

can you see an ass that's not facing you?

Thats one of those philosophical questions aint it?

:rofl: to the above 2 posts

my momma so fat, when she sit around the house, she sit around the house!

What is a mirror, alex?

you shouldn't answer a question with another question

i just peed on myself guys

:billy:

my 2 year old came up to me the other day and said "I have a pee-pee diaper". He says this when the time is right and is usually correct.

Problem was that I looked at him and he wasn't wearing a diaper. I went back to his room and sure enough he had a pee-pee diaper. And it looked like he sat down in a mountain dew. Amazingly enough, no piss got on the floor anywhere between diaper drop and the living room.

now this i could get into :banging:

jesus christ what ever happened to personal responsibility?

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Time to toilet train that kid, wally. If he's telling you he's dirty, he's ready to crap in a potty.

He is. We're going to do it over Christmas break. We'll have the time and dedication to do it then. It's hard to do when you're not home during the day. You have to be elimination ninjas. Always stalking the child. Always within earshot to hear the first signs of fluid or solid hitting fabric.

Ok, so I wont be having kids, thanks Wally.

How profound.

If you can't handle piss and shit, well the rest is just not any easier

i did that once, seriously. i was on my driveway and just had to pee so i pissed myself as it all came running down my sweatpants. the best part was my neighbors were outside.

Im happy waiting for the day where I dont make it there in time.

Same thing except I just did the deed right there on my steps. At least I didnt piss on myself though. Once in elementary school was enough.

When I was a freshman in high school a kid shit his pants in class and instead of leaving school or something, he stayed in class for the rest of the day. now mind you he shit himself at 4th period and there were 8 periods in a day. i remember sitting in front of him in spanish and smelling the shit but it was ten times worse for the kids behind him, they actually had to put their heads out the window. so as you can imagine that kid got tortured for the next four years, as he should have

i found it quite sensual