I am having a text message conversation, but I do not know who with
 

hey whats up?

Not much. You?

this can't have more potential than the anonymous text i got last week that just said "toilet upstairs"

now that's a text!

i'd say its about on-par with another one i got. i was at a pub with some friends once and i went up to the bar. my friend texted me with: "r u at the bar? get nuts"


millions of years of human evolution went into that

I'm not sure if he was trying to tell you to go crazy or obtain bar nuts for him at home.

no, my friend was sat like 10 ft away from me, the pub was so busy he couldn't be bothered to come over and actually talk to me