I just found 9 dollars in my shorts
 

daddy's getting cigarettes

score!

father!

thx for the add guys
luv ur music

were they jorts?

Dude, you forgot about personal responsibility.

i used to leave a $20 in my winter coat at the end of each season as a little treat for when it got cold again. i haven't done that in a while though

one time i couldn't find my MP3 player. when winter rolled around i got my carhart jacket and it turned out i left it in the coat pocket. i was rather surprised, i was looking for it all year.

i found a pack of smokes in my winter jacket after a full year

you best believe i smoked em

i just found nine dollars in my shorts
 

you're a male stripper?

you better believe it.

http://www.buzzhumor.com/images/36/c...1-tnf01f2d.jpg
which one is you

The left. No wait.

The right.

This reminded me that my cinnamon breath freshners are in my left breast jacket pocket. I shall now proceed to seek them and then if successful eat them in large quantities. Let's say in "packets" of 6.

Nothing is better when you're practically broke, and discovering hidden money here and there. Sometimes it's intentional too, but usually I can tell what I'm up to already and take it before I find it later... or something...

ew