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Trotskilicious 11-23-2006 12:24 AM

I love it when people make snap judgements on a person's writing style based on titles of stories that someone else wrote.

Sammiches 11-23-2006 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Graveflower
mcsweeney's
i said it twice in this thread you idiot

oh i didn't read it. uhhh good luck?

Trotskilicious 11-23-2006 12:25 AM

Sammiches really is a huge bitch.

MusicMan4 11-23-2006 12:25 AM

i only did it to get a rejection letter to psot on here

Karl Connor 11-23-2006 12:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious
Sammiches really is a sneaky bitch.

dude that is so not PC

Trotskilicious 11-23-2006 12:28 AM

You changed my post to sneaky.

MusicMan4 11-23-2006 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious
I love it when people make snap judgements on a person's writing style based on titles of stories that someone else wrote.

uh i posted the titles of my own also

MusicMan4 11-23-2006 12:29 AM

i wish i hadnt done that thing where i deleted all my posts when i had access to masons admin name

there might have been some good ones i forgot about, you know what i mean?
all i did was copy some old posts and slap titles on them
its pretty efficient

Trotskilicious 11-23-2006 12:30 AM

Well even if you did post your own titles, it's kind of retarded to judge a whole essay on the title. I mean I guess that's what you do when you're a 15 year old hipster.

Karl Connor 11-23-2006 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious
her people are conniving

WTF

MusicMan4 11-23-2006 12:32 AM

the problem with mcsweenys is the same as the onion
most of the stories dont live up to the title except for michael ians black billy joel one which is unfathomably hilarious especially if youre like me and you dont like michael ian black

im hoping mine reverse this and the bad titles are made up for by the content

Sylvia Woods 11-23-2006 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Graveflower
also the titles of the stories arent very good


I Had to Star In an Anti-Weed Video

Maan, me too! The kid filming it smelled like chickesoupsweat, this one girl wore tacky clothes and looked like an ostrich and then this spanish girl one of those types like maybe liked ROCK music and wore REBEL shirts.
..that's who they were freal, not like they did it for the video, so I just lied about a make up test and got outta there!. :thumbs down:

Trotskilicious 11-23-2006 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Graveflower
the problem with mcsweenys is the same as the onion
most of the stories dont live up to the title except for michael ians black billy joel one which is unfathomably hilarious especially if youre like me and you dont like michael ian black

I like Michael Ian Black so I should probably find this hilarious.

Karl Connor 11-23-2006 12:34 AM

isnt that guy gay?

Trotskilicious 11-23-2006 12:34 AM

Probably.

MusicMan4 11-23-2006 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious
I like Michael Ian Black so I should probably find this hilarious.

http://mcsweeneys.net/2005/4/27black.html

although even in this one the title is the best part

Code:

WHAT I WOULD
BE THINKING ABOUT
IF I WERE BILLY JOEL
DRIVING TOWARD
A HOLIDAY PARTY
WHERE I KNEW THERE
WAS GOING TO BE
A PIANO.
BY MICHAEL IAN BLACK


MusicMan4 11-23-2006 12:37 AM

hey sleeper how am i going to improve my posts if you dont actually provide some constructive criticism?

Cell Tech 11-23-2006 12:37 AM

trots is probably a former dave berry fan, anyway

Trotskilicious 11-23-2006 12:42 AM

What a hipster thing to say.

MusicMan4 11-23-2006 12:43 AM

alex why is my writing cruddy all of a sudden
you said i was one of the funniest guys here you know

Cell Tech 11-23-2006 12:49 AM

i couldnt be less of a hipster if i tried. and im not unhip in a hip way either


i like seans posts here, but those titles are slathered in irony and modernism

Trotskilicious 11-23-2006 12:51 AM

I dunno, you seem to categorically reject most everything that is even remotely popular.

MusicMan4 11-23-2006 12:55 AM

its not really ironic
maybe theres some postmodernism involved in it, but the titles are really just completely matter-of-fact "this is what happens here" because im not really creative

Cell Tech 11-23-2006 12:59 AM

del

sickbadthing 11-23-2006 02:14 AM

Operation Midnight Climax stars Will Keenan as Will Nitch, a man on a mission to achieve a transcendental tantric sexual experience - a sustained orgasm.

Will Nitch begins his quest by endeavoring to reattach his foreskin, in the hope of regaining full sexual sensations. (Google if you're clueless).

"Will is not well," proclaims his ex-lover early in the film, whose apartment he nearly destroys later.

Will begins to assemble a Secret Society of Women: women are, afterall, pivotal in helping men to reach the cosmic blue lights (sustained orgasm). Will wants all the women for himself, and with help from all the women in his life, and his friend Chip, he plans a midnight tantric sex party, during which he hopes to climax to the point of reaching those mythical blue lights.

Will tells his aforementioned ex-lover, "Sexual ecstasy will be used as a stairway to new levels of power."

He also hopes that by forming a Secret Society of Women, he will end a worldwide plot against women, created by men, to keep women inferior and excluded from politics, the elite, et al.

Will's endeavors send him on a pratfalling odyssey through New York City, Manhattan, and the East Side, where he risks his life every chance he gets to entice women to his tantric sex party, and to avoid being followed by the Men In Black (men in secret societies), whom he believes are out to stop his plans.

Will consumes himself in his sexual desires and paranoia, and suffers a climax that sets him free, albeit at a high cost.

Will Keenan ingeniously weaves the magical world of comedic Keatonesque vaudeville into OMC by scaling high rise buildings, traffic lights, a door, and a big plant, allowing himself to be hit by a car and dragged by a truck, and flinging himself down several flights of steep stairwells.

Also *******d in the film is a chaotic amalgamation of images that pay homage to New York's potpourri culture: the camera gives us quick glimpses of a Masonic Hall (secret society!), Oliver Stone underwear, Religious Sex (infamous clothing store), Hindu graffiti art, a life-size alien mask, bike messengers, wild clothing, and other anomalies indigenous to New York.

The cinematic magic of this movie lies in the technical processes Will Keenan used when filming and assembling this jewel. By using Super 16mm, the images are gritty, real, and rough, and the colours are slightly abstracted by natural sunlight; however, the motion remains continuously smooth and unwavering, and the scenes flow together homogeneously. This creates a documentary-style feel to the film, and leaves the viewer wondering, "Was that real? Who was acting?"

Mr. Keenan has much more than Satan Inside. I hope he continues to make films according to his own unique sense of cinema.

julie 11-23-2006 02:21 AM

ha i was gonna come and say i'm a real writer but then chris goes and posts my story! jeez!way to be jerk!



no but really i'm apparently a writer now. i read mcsweeney's all the time so i'll read your stories if you want me to mr. casey.

tell nj i said hi.


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