Why is it that all my ex's get addicted to coke?
 

This is number 3...out of 3 boyfriends total.


ugh.

you're not gay, you're BEYOND gay

Because you like to date pseudo-artistic fuckwits in the stage before they realise they are talentless?

Weren't you yourself a pretty good friend of the coca lines?

:Skeptical

All my ex's live in Texas.

1. because theyre gay men
2. because the sex is never as good after you and coke helps make sex better

Why would you want to make sex... better?

:rofl:

Pepsi > Coke

no way. a cold cherry coke and vodka is so much better than a cherry pepsi and vodka.

my mum told me than when she visited new york in the 70s she went walking in harlem and some black guy on the street asked her if she wanted some coke. she didn't know what he was talking about so she said "no thanks i'm not thirsty!" and walked away, heh

God is punishing them with a crippling addiction for breaking up with you, what's not to like?

All of my husband's ex's (exes?) wound up pregnant and addicted to drugs. Sure glad things worked out between us! :erm:

Cherry anything is disgusting.

they're not disgusting, just inexperienced

have you ever rubbed coke on your dick

No

sometimes you just can't teach them to get better. :noway:

i quit drinking pop but on the very rare occasion i'll treat myself to a cherry coke.

i assume you mean you as in the collective you, and not me personally as you would be wrong.

i meant 'you' as a general statement.

i had 3 in a row, one turned out awesome, one just didn't care enough to get better and the third.. well, we only tried it one time.

smearing your cock around in a big pile of it would be hotter

Nimrod is creeping me out in this thread

not if it was cut with lidocaine D:

Weren't you doing cocaine heavily for a while?

That could be your answer, right there...

hey ihaman if i ever feel the need to fire up a coke addition, im gonna fuck you in the ass first, just so i can get the whole experience

oh, you are not! :noway:

Potential parody threads:

1. Why is it that all my ex's get addicted to Pepsi?
2. Why is it that all my base are belong to coke?
3. Why is it that I'm addicted to my ex's coke?
4. Why is it that all my ex's get addicted to love?

And they're all awful... :(

Damn 2 of my ex's are now lesbians.

There are only 2 conclusions.