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green chair 10-26-2006 05:14 PM

ultimate sexual fantasy - nsfw (verbiage)
 
whats your ultimate, unabashed, not holding anything back, sexual fantasy

i'm thinking about this on the fly here, but the first things that come to mind...

me, 1 really fucking hot black girl with medium to large ass, small waist, small to medium tits, but not too small, talks like a white girl, clean pussy of course, completely shaven, 1 asian girl with the same specs except ass can be smaller, pussy needs moderate amount of hair, no hair on asshole, 1 half-latina/half-white bitch, HUGE ass, fairly small waist, HUGE floppy tits, but not too saggy

so its us 4 in a really expensive hotel room, lots of heineken and corona, wine for the ladies if they please, cover them one by one with random things, hot wing sauce for the black, with chiken wings *******d, sticking the chicken wings in her pussy all saucy and eating the hot chicken out of her cooch, rub her tits with the sauce too, a lot of french kissing and squeezing her ass

then i need to cover the white/latina with some pancakes and syrup and have her chew up the syrupy pancakes and then spit them in my mouth and all over my cock, sucking it off etc etc, you know the drill

then i need the asian to just sit on my face for an hour grinding, maybe some sweet and sour sauce with pork and/or chicken. i could go on but i think you guys get the idea. plus i have some shit to tend to at the moment.

you gotta understand, this is just one in a million fantasies, but this is what comes to mind. i'll be interested in seeing you fuckers fantasies.

Iamone6942 10-26-2006 05:24 PM

I bet you're fat.

pete 10-26-2006 05:31 PM

your mum

Andrew Pakula 10-26-2006 05:46 PM


Dead 10-26-2006 05:48 PM

Something ass related.

drmoon 10-26-2006 05:48 PM

first i barfed in my mouth a little, but then...
 
i lol'ed!!

green chair 10-26-2006 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iamone6942
I bet you're fat.


wrong biatches! i dont even know you but I can guarantee i'm skinnier!

Dead 10-26-2006 06:16 PM

Ultimate Sexual Fantasy Championship

duovamp 10-26-2006 06:26 PM

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1715915

redbull 10-26-2006 07:00 PM

powrightinthekisser

Smashing Turnip 10-26-2006 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iamone6942
I bet you're fat.

He could be using low fat asians.

Mablak 10-26-2006 08:18 PM

I've got a thing for breakdancing porn fantasies, but they're far too graphic to go into detail.

Rockin' Cherub 10-26-2006 08:32 PM

penis and vagina.

Grumble 10-26-2006 08:44 PM

me and a cartoon hen. just kissing.

Katy Lied 10-26-2006 08:56 PM

everybody i wanted to bang in high school in one room, naked

ravenguy2000 10-26-2006 08:58 PM

trapped in a clear box with hundreds of plush toys and a metal claw hovering above my head

spa ced 10-26-2006 09:02 PM

getting blown by two dudes at the same time
blowing two dudes at the same time

drmoon 10-26-2006 09:05 PM

awesome
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Grumble
me and a cartoon hen. just kissing.

here are some google image search results for "cartoon hen"

NSFW DON'T GET FIRED FOR FUCK'S SAKE

SHIT DON'T BAN ME

KTHNX


http://thumbnail009.mylivepage.com/c...20scat.jpg.jpg














Iamone6942 10-26-2006 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by green chair
wrong biatches! i dont even know you but I can guarantee i'm skinnier!


Doubtful. It doesn't get too much skinnier than 150 pounds when you're 6'4". Visualize it.

Plus the fact that you use the word "biatches" gives the vibes of a fat, fat, lonely man.

ravenguy2000 10-26-2006 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spa ced
getting blown by two dudes at the same time

get one on your shaft and one on your balls. :banging:

spa ced 10-26-2006 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ravenguy2000
get one on your shaft and one on your balls. :banging:

that too. :)

BumbleBeeMouth 10-26-2006 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by green chair
whats your ultimate, unabashed, not holding anything back, sexual fantasy

cover them one by one with random things, hot wing sauce for the black, with chiken wings *******d, sticking the chicken wings in her pussy all saucy and eating the hot chicken out of her cooch,
.


Putting chicken wings in her vag? :think:

Andrew Pakula 10-27-2006 12:03 AM

AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR


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