I am addicted to bardy
 

I constantly masturbate to pics of her in that push up bra.

I envision a threesome between me, her, and her boyfriend where we both take turns jizzing in between her tits.

Oh man that is so hot.

You bitch dont piss take my thread!

You're a complete douche if you think anyone gives a flying fuck about your thread.

Well you're just a complete douche, so...

RAAAWWK! YOU'RE A COMPLETE DOUCHE! RAAWWWK!

Yeah, whatever that means, faggot.

Breasts.

Swollen with liquid
Ready to burst
A load of my lymph
Will quench this dead body's thirst
One month in the grave
twisted and half decayed
She turned a putrid yellow
I pissed in her maggot filled asshole

Fucking the rotting
My semen is bleeding
The smell of decay
Seeps from her genital cavity

The smell was unbearable As I unburied her
I cum blood from my erection
I feel it run
down her throat, swallow

Eyes glassy and vacant
body dug up to play with
Skin greasy and naked
tounguing her rotted anus

I need a live woman
to fill with my fluid
A delicate girl, to mutilate, fuck and kill
her body exceptional
she thought I was normal
but I wanted more

I came blood inside of her
chocking on the clot
gagging on the snot
gushing blood, from her mouth
bloody gel leaking out
Body buried in a shallow grave
Unmarked for none to find
The sickness I have left behind
Undetected go my crimes
The greatest thrill of my life

Violent, climax Serging serum
on my skin

Back from the dead
I am resurrected
to spew, putrefaction

Sorry boner, she's taken.

Pining for the fjords.

what a tard. :rofl:

also pics please.

geez, even I get it.

did someone say rawk :rockon:

the fact he said the exact thing like boner said, sounding like a parrot etc

This thread is worthless without pics.

There is a pic of a parrot.

this should be a pic post

this should be a NSFW pic post

Do you really want that?

Sadly, it makes for poor masterbatory fodder. But still, you are technically correct, sir.

Probably.

I can make all of your wildest dreams come true...

sounds like a challenge to me.

don't do it.

1. i can't stand the fjorddds'ses's'
1. you look like an awkward skwaking [sic] bird with nothing to do

It took me a long time to figure out what (sic) meant but I'm still wondering what it stands for.

Ok no luck with the bird. Must try harder.

meet the internet.