So they changed the locks on the bathrooms
 

Apparently before I arrived here they had problems with a guy going into the womens restrooms and peeping on the ladies as they were going to the bathroom. Soooo we have locks on the womens restrooms and we each have a key. The mens bathrooms don't have locks though.

ANYWAY, apparently they caught some dude trying to go into one of the womens bathrooms yesterday evening so they called the cops and changed the locks. But we havent gotten new keys yet and I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM. What the heck am I supposed to do?

do a barrel roll

use the men's washroom

riveting as always brady

I'm going to go whine to someone

Can't you just go in a bucket? Or hang your cheeks out the window and let fly?

I dont have a window OR a bucket

Do it in a shoe.

You can always pm me brady.

Go use the men's bathroom.

Find the pervert that's trying to get into the women's toilets and offer to piss/shit on him for $50.

Exactly, we'll call the cops while you're in there

Before your next thread, do this instead.

there's gotta be a sink somewhere