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contusion 09-23-2006 01:23 PM
don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me (nsfw)
 
a rather innocuous icon on an lj community brings about :

further investigate into her profile reveals:

billex doux 09-23-2006 01:25 PM
: (

contusion 09-23-2006 01:27 PM
oh my god

alisonmonster 09-23-2006 01:28 PM
she looks like a fatter version of Uncle Kracker

2Marlon2Brando 09-23-2006 01:31 PM
i feel cheated

toyschoketoys 09-23-2006 01:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by xtina
fuck jesus.

oh even he cant save you from it.

Dead 09-23-2006 04:06 PM
That's some weird ass shit. But the clit shot was hot.

bardy 09-23-2006 04:11 PM
wait is that a guy at the end

Dead 09-23-2006 04:14 PM
I don't know, I would rather not scroll back up!

bardy 09-23-2006 04:15 PM
the girl in the beginning looks EXACTLY like this lady I work with!! except a bit heavier and with different color hair. Maybe it's her in her youth!

Dead 09-23-2006 04:23 PM
Ask to see her nipples.

toyschoketoys 09-23-2006 04:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dead
the clit shot was hot.
what do you think it tastes like, my money is on skanky kebab

Dead 09-23-2006 04:27 PM
I can't do better, must be skanky kebab. :D

toyschoketoys 09-23-2006 04:28 PM
do you have kebabs out there ?

i am heading to bannf next week and torronto for newyear, you better be able to get some decent food after a night out on the pish.

Dead 09-23-2006 04:30 PM
Yeah, I live right next to greek town. They have kebabs up the yin yang.

Karl Connor 09-23-2006 04:35 PM
oh why lord must all the oversexed women be morbidly obese

yo soy el mejor 09-23-2006 06:37 PM
>_<

toyschoketoys 09-23-2006 06:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor
>_<

i had to do a double take as i thought it was you in the pics there.

ravenguy2000 09-23-2006 06:49 PM
that is one beefy clit

toyschoketoys 09-23-2006 06:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ravenguy2000
that is one beefy clit
as in taste ?
we had agreed it tasted like kebab

ravenguy2000 09-23-2006 06:59 PM
are there not beef kebabs where you come from?

blackfaerie 09-23-2006 06:59 PM
if she didn't have a vagina, i would have thought she was a man.

Dead 09-23-2006 06:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ravenguy2000
that is one beefy clit
This post had me at beefy clit. :love:

ravenguy2000 09-23-2006 07:02 PM
or is kebab something different from a kabob

Dead 09-23-2006 07:02 PM
Alright this wins best exchange of the day for me.

Quote:
Originally Posted by ravenguy2000
that is one beefy clit
Quote:
Originally Posted by thestreetsarehot2night
as in taste ?
we had agreed it tasted like kebab
Quote:
Originally Posted by ravenguy2000
are there not beef kebabs where you come from?

toyschoketoys 09-23-2006 07:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ravenguy2000
are there not beef kebabs where you come from?
na the musers over here have halal kebabs, i am pretty sure they are lamb, we get chicken ones too.
I dread to think of the way they kill the chickens

Orenthal James 09-23-2006 07:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by contusion
oh my god
i'm not gonna lie. it took about 10 seconds to realise these were two different pictures. i thought there was a third nipple on the bottom roll of fat.

TuralyonW3 09-23-2006 07:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Orenthal James
i'm not gonna lie. it took about 10 seconds to realise these were two different pictures. i thought there was a third nipple on the bottom roll of fat.
good i'm not the only one

Tchocky 09-23-2006 10:28 PM
Don't you wish your girlfriend was fat like me?
Don't you wish your girlfriend was a blimp like me-ee?
DON'T YOU?!

Dead 09-23-2006 10:32 PM
first time i saw the real DONT CHA! video i was like wtf this cant be a real song! this is like 2 sentences strung together with 1 singer and like 7 hot sluts.


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