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ella 09-18-2006 11:34 AM

conspiracy theories
 
So, what's your fav conspiracy theory? which ones are actually believable, which ones are bullshit.


my new fav is the Chemtrails!

BlueStar 09-18-2006 11:37 AM

I did not know about chemtrails.

Esty 09-18-2006 11:38 AM

Why are you stealing fearfactorys font?

How old are you? Shouldn't you be in school?

Effloresce 09-18-2006 11:42 AM

Though I don't believe any of it, the amount of dedication people put into their 9/11 theories is mildly entertaining.

DeadOpera 09-18-2006 11:43 AM

i liked that movie conspiracy theory.

waltermcphilp 09-18-2006 11:45 AM

the JFK assassination

BlueStar 09-18-2006 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Effloresce
Though I don't believe any of it, the amount of dedication people put into their 9/11 theories is mildly entertaining.

I do believe that Flight 93 was shot down by the military.

www.flight93crash.com

ella 09-18-2006 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlueStar
I did not know about chemtrails.

haha yes.... it's the new craze

here's a website...
chemtrails

it's entertaining

Quiet CD 09-18-2006 11:48 AM

you'd have to be mindless to think that the offical 9/11 story is truthful

ella 09-18-2006 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeadOpera
i liked that movie conspiracy theory.

which one's that?

wHATcOLOR 09-18-2006 11:49 AM

i've got to admit that some of the 9/11 conspiracy theories make me stop and think

BlueStar 09-18-2006 11:51 AM

You can create your own conspiracy theory: www.cjnetworks.com/~cubsfan/conspiracy.html

Quiet CD 09-18-2006 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ella
which one's that?

with jesus christ reincarnate himself mel gibson

waltermcphilp 09-18-2006 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ella
haha yes.... it's the new craze

here's a website...
chemtrails

it's entertaining

so basically people think the government is spraying us with some shit?

yo soy el mejor 09-18-2006 11:58 AM

i didnt know there was any conspiracy concering 9/11. some foreigners went nuts.

and im bored with jfk because i pass by the grassy knoll everyday.

ella 09-18-2006 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by waltermcphilp
so basically people think the government is spraying us with some shit?

yep that's it

ella 09-18-2006 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlueStar
You can create your own conspiracy theory: www.cjnetworks.com/~cubsfan/conspiracy.html

oh that's cool!

here's my creation

What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand insect spies you need to realize that everything is controlled by a illuminati made up of movie stars with help from republicans.
The conspiracy first started during mothman siting in point pleasant ohio. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including vietnam war.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by picking noses.

They want to burn mormons and imprison resisters in yukon using buses.

In order to prepare for this, we all must protest. Since the media is controlled by ben affleck we should get our information from george bush.

BlueStar 09-18-2006 12:04 PM

My personal conspiracy theory...

In order to understand electability you need to realize that everything is controlled by the Americans for Limited Government made up of Pacific Islanders with help from Clay Aiken fans.

The conspiracy first started during 9/11 in Hershey, Nebraska. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Lincoln assassination.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by hair pulling.

They want to pillage the Christian Right and imprison resisters in Iran using bicycles.

In order to prepare for this, we all must host a petition-drive. Since the media is controlled by the Democratic Party we should get our information from The White House.

FlyinLo_DyinSlo 09-18-2006 12:13 PM

people are so stupid its not fair i have to be one

Effloresce 09-18-2006 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wHATcOLOR
i've got to admit that some of the 9/11 conspiracy theories make me stop and think

Me too. The 9/11 report probably isn't 100% accurate. As for Flight 93, I too consider the military shooting it down as a possibility. But it's pretty convincing that the passengers did foil their plans to crash it into something else in DC. The phone calls, for example, suggest that they fought back. I'm not sure if they took over the plane (in fact, I doubt this); I think the terrorists threw up their hands and said "fuck this, they're going to kill us if we try to fly all the way to DC, let's just make this a generic suicide mission", and crashed it.

The conspiracy theories about 9/11 are kinda strange. But one thing that really does make me take a step back and want to question things is the testimony of a former WTC janitor. He claims he heard explosions in the basement of the WTC. For whatever reasons, Dubya accepted him as a hero and invited him to public events. The janitor wanted to speak out about the explosions. He claims he was offered ridiculously high amounts of money to keep his mouth shut, no one wanted him to talk about it. He never took the money, and has done speeches.

Also, there is a guy who used to work in the Bush administration that has said:

Quote:

Morgan Reynolds, Former Chief Economist under President Bush
June 13, 2005, Washington Times/ UPI
http://washingtontimes.com/upi-break...2755-6408r.htm or click here

A former Bush team member during his first administration is now voicing serious doubts about the collapse of the World Trade Center on 9-11. Former chief economist for the Department of Labor during President George W. Bush's first term Morgan Reynolds comments that the official story about the collapse of the WTC is "bogus" and that it is more likely that a controlled demolition destroyed the Twin Towers and adjacent Building No. 7.

http://www.arcticbeacon.com/12-Jun-2005.html - More on Reynolds

"If demolition destroyed three steel skyscrapers at the World Trade Center on 9/11, then the case for an 'inside job' and a government attack on America would be compelling," said Morgan Reynolds, Ph.D, a former member of the Bush team. Reynolds, now a professor emeritus at Texas A&M University, also believes it's "next to impossible" that 19 Arab terrorists alone outfoxed the mighty U.S. military, adding the scientific conclusions about the WTC collapse may hold the key to the entire mysterious plot behind 9/11. Reynolds...claims explosives and structural experts have been intimidated in their analyses of the collapses of 9/11. In a detailed analysis just released supporting the controlled demolition theory, Reynolds presents a compelling case.

Nimrod's Son 09-18-2006 12:23 PM

What They Don't Want You to Know

In order to understand the reputation system you need to realize that everything is controlled by rep nazis made up of admins with help from regular netphorians.The conspiracy first started during when the server was upgraded to vB 3.x in 2006. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the Linda Strawberry fiasco.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by neg repping.

They want to ban Pakula and imprison resisters in the SP board using posts.

In order to prepare for this, we all must delete our threads. Since the media is controlled by Debaser we should get our information from Corganist.

ella 09-18-2006 12:28 PM

here's wikipedia's list of all conspiracy theories

theories

waltermcphilp 09-18-2006 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ella
here's wikipedia's list of all conspiracy theories

theories

LOL @ light bulb conspiracy

phaedrus 09-18-2006 12:38 PM

a cruise missile hit the pentagon on 9/11

FlyinLo_DyinSlo 09-18-2006 12:47 PM

the linda strawberry fiasco namely being that people brought it up so much long after the joke wasnt funny anymore and that it's cursed us with the word "hatephoria" which isnt funny or clever in the least. you can see by the constant invocation of this uninspired brainchild of a corgan clinger-on by pumpkin fans how it was easy for billy to pass off his lyrics on them

alisonmonster 09-18-2006 12:49 PM

the one Michael J Fox believes, is that there is some correlation between Parkinson's disease and a building he worked at here in canada.I saw this show, it was pretty interesting:

Recently it's come to light that three employees he worked with at the CBC are also afflicted by Parkinson's, a cluster which raises the possibility that all were exposed to a common toxin or virus that might have triggered the disease. "I'm sad for those people I worked with," says Fox, who contacted them during the shooting of a recent CTV documentary on Parkinson's. "I'm curious about the connection. And it is ironic that the beginning of my career could possibly be the beginning of my illness."

http://www.thecanadianencyclopedia.c...=M1ARTM0012399

Here's a video about the 'Parkinson's Cluster Theory'

http://www.exn.ca/video/?video=exn20...-parkinson.asx

D. 09-18-2006 12:51 PM

i still enjoy reading about the JFK one, but I can see it getting old after a while.

the 9/11 ones are always fun to read, atlhough i do believe the pentagon plane wasn't a plane.

TuralyonW3 09-18-2006 12:52 PM

totally 9/11. about 15% of me believes there's something there......

Effloresce 09-18-2006 12:54 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKqHI...elated&search=

This guy right here used to work for Bush.

Tchocky 09-18-2006 12:58 PM

Roswell! ROSWELL!!

waltermcphilp 09-18-2006 12:58 PM

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse....i?u=911_morons

neopryn 09-18-2006 01:34 PM

it was probably doctored, but i saw a photo somewhere with someone waving from one of the holes in the WTC, indicating there wasn't an inferno there, and that there was a controlled demolition.

yo soy el mejor 09-18-2006 01:35 PM

o_O WHAT?

sppunk 09-18-2006 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by phaedrus
a cruise missile hit the pentagon on 9/11

Then where's the plane? I hardly think the U.S. set war on itself - the administration's not smart enough to hide all of this massive elaborate plot. Of course this is possible, but so is the notion that the North Korea did it.

The only Sept. 11, 2001, conspiracy I think remotely has legs is United flight 93 being shot down - even if so, I believe it was headed toward the ground prior to being shot anyway.

The reason I find it a bit hard to believe is the way the plane broke up/pieces landed upon collision.

I certainly do not believe the U.S. had bombs ready inside the World Trade Center ready to detonate and implode the two buildings.

ohnoitsbonnie 09-18-2006 01:58 PM

brahahaha

wHATcOLOR 09-18-2006 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ohnoitsbonnie
brahahaha

word

Karl Connor 09-18-2006 02:18 PM

the government was doing a lot of goofy stuff in the 60's like paying the mafia to take out castro and dosing soldiers with LSD. conspiracy theories during that time are the only ones a take somewhat seriously (namely the JFK assasination)

i used to be really into them but then i realized how fucking retarded 90% of all conspiracy theorists are

Karl Connor 09-18-2006 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sppunk
The only Sept. 11, 2001, conspiracy I think remotely has legs is United flight 93 being shot down - even if so, I believe it was headed toward the ground prior to being shot anyway.

i havent looked into anything regarding this but i wouldnt be the least bit surprised if this ended up being the case.

all hijacked planes were ordered to be shot down that morning

Future Boy 09-18-2006 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ella
So, what's your fav conspiracy theory? which ones are actually believable, which ones are bullshit.


my new fav is the Chemtrails!

Someone posted about chemtrails here earlier I think, that was a fairly good one.

Some 9/11 things are intriguing, and Im a JFK nut, though a bit out of practice.

Drop the font color.

Karl Connor 09-18-2006 02:33 PM

its apperent something is up with JFK ... i mean they're not making those records public until like 2050 or something.


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