how often do you lie?
 

would you say that you tell lies daily? once a week?

at work I do

ten times a second

is that how often your heart beats

never

i'd say i lie about once a day.... maybe more.... it's the norm for me.

i'm pretty compulsive about it. a lot.

sometimes i don't even have to lie but I do anyway. i just make up shit. not on here, though, i mean like at work and stuff.

I never lie.

sppunk, ace of aces, pkphuoko and sean casey to thread

I'm lying right now.

No one cares dead.

esty, are you lying?

no lying in this thread!

why?

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never

where the fuck is this delivery asshole????

lying to strangers is one of the most fun things ever

people at work are going to ask me what I did on friday night. what should i tell them?

you went out to eat with some old friends, and then got drunk.

my friend's will ask me what i did on friday night? what should i tell them?

shots of jag at 152

fuuuuuccckk i'm hungry

screw you long island

I usually come up with a story just like this, and I sometimes even make up their names and everything.

I also so I went to places on the other side of town from where my co-workers hang so they never wonder why they never see me out.

tell them they sucked your dick and were probably too drunk to remember it

ok screw this guy. I'm going out and getting my own food...guess I'll pretend I'm not here

what is going on stinky pinky? you waiting on pizza?

yeah but I'm gonna stiff this cat. we're going on 1.5 hours. I'm out

How often do I what?

hi