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sppunk 09-14-2006 11:02 PM

My wife is the greatest.
 
She, without notice, arrives at the office this afternoon and tells me we must leave immediately. I question her, but she doesn't hint at anything.

Turns out she had surprised me with tickets to the Red Sox game tonight, dinner at one of our favorite raw bars and drinks, and passes to the aquarium.

Totally, totally awesome.

Zorgon 09-14-2006 11:03 PM

i saw fever pitch today. wasn't bad

Esty 09-14-2006 11:05 PM

The red sox suck though. I'd back hand her for that.

FlyinLo_DyinSlo 09-14-2006 11:06 PM

she's probably doing this out of guilt after cheating on you

sppunk 09-14-2006 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esty
The red sox suck though. I'd back hand her for that.

She actually apologized during the game - she bought the tickets when they were still in first. :) Hott.

Injektilo 09-14-2006 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zorgon
i saw fever pitch today. wasn't bad


I can't think of a movie that was more different from the book it was based on. It was pretty meh.



the movie, not the book.

KrazeeStacee 09-14-2006 11:29 PM

Did she read that in cosmo?

Mayfuck 09-14-2006 11:32 PM

i'm gonna see some penant race action at dodger stadium this weekend . my nerves are gonna be on end.

coffee spoon 09-14-2006 11:37 PM

hopefully the dodgers will continue to play .142 baseball against the Padres.

Geek USA 09-14-2006 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlyinLo_DyinSlo
she's probably doing this out of guilt after cheating on you


¬_¬

Karl Connor 09-14-2006 11:42 PM

she reminds me of my father

MonteLDS 09-15-2006 01:04 AM

well good for you! wish i had a great wife to surprise me with junk and what not. o well

Trotskilicious 09-15-2006 01:06 AM

Another post about your wife. We get it: your life is over and you're trying to reconcile it with yourself. Jeez.

wHATcOLOR 09-15-2006 01:07 AM

she's a pretty good fuck too

Lucky Day Spa 09-15-2006 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MonteLDS
well good for you! wish i had a great wife to surprise me with junk and what not. o well

This post broke my heart.

wHATcOLOR 09-15-2006 01:19 AM

one day i blieve it will come true

Elvis The Fat Years 09-15-2006 04:18 AM

http://cheez125.homestead.com/files/...esleeping2.jpg

Lucky Day Spa 09-15-2006 04:24 AM

Total heartbreaker.

ChristHimself! 09-15-2006 04:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MonteLDS
well good for you! wish i had a great wife to surprise me with junk and what not. o well

make a video about it

PkPhuoko 09-15-2006 04:24 AM

That's kinda sweet... but I'm not sure which is gayer... the aquarium or redsox game

Trotskilicious 09-15-2006 06:05 AM

Red Sox.

2Marlon2Brando 09-15-2006 07:22 AM

what kind of job can you just leave in the middle of

GlasgowKiss 09-15-2006 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Injektilo
I can't think of a movie that was more different from the book it was based on. It was pretty meh.



the movie, not the book.

The british or american Fever Pitch?

bardy 09-15-2006 09:28 AM

I am being taken to Six Flags Marine World for my birthday this weekend

Esty 09-15-2006 09:28 AM

By whom?:mad:

ChristHimself! 09-15-2006 09:29 AM

the horse that took her virginity

Mayfuck 09-15-2006 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wHATcOLOR
she's a pretty good fuck too

Agreed.

sppunk 09-15-2006 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wHATcOLOR
she's a pretty good fuck too

That's just the icing on the cake.

alisonmonster 09-15-2006 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KrazeeStacee
Did she read that in cosmo?

probably not, unless they had a quickie on the copier and she tried at least three of cosmo's tested and approved different ways to 'make her man melt' during the copier trist.

that being said, sounds like a good woman. hopefully she keeps that stuff up for the next...50 years or so.

wHATcOLOR 09-15-2006 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sppunk
That's just the icing on the cake.

*high-five*


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