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The Pashing Smumpkin 09-14-2006 04:58 AM

Are you an ass or crotch woman?
 
Hey might as well let the ladies have a go!

talk show roast 09-14-2006 05:05 AM

ass for sure

talk show roast 09-14-2006 05:08 AM

but there is also a side of me that appreciates the crotch

The Pashing Smumpkin 09-14-2006 06:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by talk show roast
but there is also a side of me that appreciates the crotch

Its people like you that make me so fucking self-conscience! :rant:

Fuck it, Im just gonna stuff a rolled up pair of socks down there...

ella 09-14-2006 07:18 AM

ass

RubyGlass 09-14-2006 09:10 AM

ass, easily accessable to the *naked* eye, can only judge crotch until at least first official date.

Toby 09-14-2006 09:28 AM

do you ass women like hairy asses?

ChristHimself! 09-14-2006 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toby
do you ass women like hairy asses?

I'm not a woman, but hell yes.

Toby 09-14-2006 09:38 AM

:o

tcm 09-14-2006 10:06 AM

balls.

ella 09-14-2006 01:26 PM

i'll deal with a hairy ass

shannon 09-14-2006 01:30 PM

im a crotch girl...not really a big fan of the ass

waltermcphilp 09-14-2006 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShannonH2222
im a crotch girl...not really a big fan of the ass

i bet you are ;)

shannon 09-14-2006 02:06 PM

i bet i am too!

Geek USA 09-14-2006 02:10 PM

my boss has a huge ass and i think it's the most disgusting thing EVER. It looks like he's wearing a diaper.

shannon 09-14-2006 02:14 PM

my old boss, before he got fired for fucking all of my hussy co-workers, had one of those really long, saggy pancake looking asses :/

but big asses are just as gross

wally 09-14-2006 02:28 PM

I've always associated crotch to be the area between the balls and asshole. I can't imagine being a crotch person.

waltermcphilp 09-14-2006 02:33 PM

isn;t that the taint?

wally 09-14-2006 02:36 PM

one in the same. I guess most use crotch in a very broad sense.

House of Bread 09-14-2006 03:32 PM

land bridge

neopryn 09-14-2006 04:27 PM

crotch is strictly the front

Stinky Pinky 09-14-2006 04:32 PM

wally should have went to sex ed class in high school. ...maybe he wouldn't be constantly knocking up his lady too.

mirrar 09-14-2006 04:34 PM

boy asses in nice pants.

Lie 09-14-2006 06:56 PM

Crotch.

GlasgowKiss 09-14-2006 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChristHimself!
I'm not a woman, but hell yes.

Im saving this guy for my old age.

bardy 09-14-2006 09:59 PM

I like grabbing guy ass while making out

but I like the surprise of finding out what a guy's packing. I mean with girls you generally know what you're going to get, but guys dicks seem to be so random sometimes. It's like opening a present (unless you get disappointed)

ChristHimself! 09-15-2006 03:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GlasgowKiss
Im saving this guy for my old age.

<3

alisonmonster 09-15-2006 12:20 PM

does a nice face count? because thats what i look at most, and i don't think i could take looking at an unappealing face, no matter how nice his butt/package is. If i had to pick, i guess i'd say nice butt, though most guys seem to wear pants baggy enough its hard to tell.

bardy 09-15-2006 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alisonmonster
does a nice face count? because thats what i look at most, and i don't think i could take looking at an unappealing face, no matter how nice his butt/package is. If i had to pick, i guess i'd say nice butt, though most guys seem to wear pants baggy enough its hard to tell.


do you think that most people look pretty weird from kissing distance though? Have you ever accidentally opened your eyes and been like WOAH

pale blue eyes 09-15-2006 12:43 PM

If I had to pick one, I'd say the ass. Though I will randomly check out a guy's frontage if I'm bored and it's just there. My eyes will just gravitate down there and I'll almost surprise myself, "Well, now!" Almost like my eyes moved of their own volition. It's like my mind is pure but my eyes are dirty. Everytime I do it and realize it I can feel myself blush something awful.


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