so i WAKE IN THE MORNING and i
 

STEP OUTSIDE and i TAKE A DEEP BREATH and i GET REAL HIGH

and i SCREAM AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS!!


WHAT'S GOIN ON!??

Yikes. What happened there?

I think it was a car accident, but she doesn't talk about that.

thith monthter cock mayhem ith making me mighty thor.

I get up when I want except on Wednesdays when I get rudely awakened by the dustmen. I put my trousers on, have a cup of tea and I think about leaving me house. I feed the pigeons, I sometimes feed the sparrows too. It gives me a sense of enormous well being. And then I'm happy for the rest of the day, safe in the knowledge there will always be a bit of my heart devoted to it

And the alarm gives out a warning
And I don't think I ever make it on time
By the time I grab my books
And I give myself a look
I'm at the corner just in time to see the bus fly by
It's alright 'coz I'm saved by the bell

When I wake up
Well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you

i want to injure you /\

BUT WILL YOU WALK 500 MILES?!?!?

AND IF YOU DID WOULD YOU WALK 500 MORE?!

i've had that fucking hey yeah song stuck in my head since last night. i hope you're happy

not even the proclaimers can displace it. linda perry must be stopped

I have that song and the 1000 miles or 500 miles or whatever the title is in my head now at the same time

its a battle

*overly thick and dramatic british accent*

confidence is a preference for the habitual voyeur or voyeurs known as...

i got a ride home from some guy at work a few times. and this song came out at least twice and he sang so fucking loud and he thought it was funny but it wasnt.

always have to steal my kisses from you
always have to steal my kisses from you
always have to steal my kisses from you
always have to steal my kisses from you

oh NO