ugh i'm so pissed
 

my friend with no car came over an di got drunk an dmy friend that was sober left and how she's on my couch talking to whothefuckever and not getting a ride back to her hizzle

i'm not going to drive because a) alcohol b) lazy c) no gas cuz i drove her aorund alred

taxi is closed

guys she could call are psycho/away/ont talkk to no more.

ugh




:noway:

dud that sucks

im drunk to .. had four shoits fo jim beam

omg netphronia im drunlk

quit it.

i'm trying to study for exams.

i'm down to eight shots fo whiskeu now

omg im so drurnlk

what kind of backwater shithole do you live in?

taxi is closed ... honestly, wtf?

ill come get her ;)

omg guys im moer drurnken

fukc i'm throwing up black shiit everwher somebod call 911

;);););););););)

That's just cock mayhem waiting to happen right there.

cock maham wah she aint around no roosters waht you talkig about

omg i jst washed a shot dwon with a vail of acidd i"m seeing dragonss n shiit someboyd call my parents i thikn i, gojng to diew

guys i'm getting really concerned about Randall here

can someone please do something ... for the love of god

fuck the acid it peakin its peaking reallyu fucking hard omg teh cryustal shards are becomeing ranbows liek the eye of god in tgeh sky shining down on me in rays of death .. . i''m afrad to look outiside brecause i knwo the dark army si there wauiting to take me down with ther eyes the starte to they tehyu stirke me dwn with death like the enregy shards of like broken into my aura crushing me