i got a jade plant
 

i think its pretty awesome so far. i went away for a week and it looks as healthy as can be. this is going to be a great partnership, me and this plant. i think we're pretty much unstoppable.

it reminds me of my father

i like it even more now

make sure not to water it too much or it will fall to pieces like mine did

:(

RIP JADE PLANT

i was watering it every other day and then my told me i was an idiot so i stopped

i always thought jade came out of the ground. like rocks.

now i've learned the truth, i feel so jaded.

man.

delete

i kind of want to eat one of the leaves. they look like they'd be great

i want to smoke them

didn't your mother teach you not to eat your friends?!

they're too succelent, man. you'd have to dry them out for many, many moons

didn't your mother teach you not to smoke your friends?!

my mother really never paid too much attention to me

she would just tell me to smoke stuff

did you ever smoke your father?

no but i think about it alot

its similar to this

oh the leaves are the best! we had a million of those when i was little. and i destroyed them all:)

did you ever eat any of the leaves? i think i'd like to sautee it with some butter and a little pepper

i didn't ever eat them, but i've bit them in half. either it didn't taste like anything much or my brain doesn't care to remember

post av combo

Those are pretty cool plants, I cant keep anything alive though.

post av combo!

mistle how would our avs get along in real life?

i think mine would be strolling along on a shiny green leaf, enjoying the morning sunshine and looking for a drop of dew to drink, when all of a sudden yours jumps down from a higher leaf and smashes his fangs into my avatar's eyes and sucks its insides out through the sockets