the DOA game franchise has just been spat, farted, pissed, puked and shitted on.
 

:nooooo:

although tbh i wouldn't have expected much less from the director of a shitfest like The Transporter.

uh it's not like the doa games franchise was any good to begin with

are you kidding, doa2 (admittedly the only one i've played) is awesome

but seriously, this film is just made for the FHM generation of meatheaded males who probably dont care about the games at all, and just want to see holly valance act all sassy like the cocktease that she isn't

the visuals don't look all that bad but the dialogue and "acting" are just downright embarrassing

how is the doa franchise not made for the "fhm generation of meatheaded males"?
have you seen those beach volleyball "games"? the film is just going for the same demographic

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Tits and Ass

Is that that girl from neighbours? what the shit?

Is this the work of Uwe fucking Boll? :mad:

This looks like the best movie ever, except for eric roberts.

i thought lohan was the only thing that would bring you back here?

del

Bonnie wanted me to look in here and I'm pretty bored so whatever. Hi.

I thought this was going to be a porn pic post

:blush:

You're a liar, Dead.

I like your style.

I was referring to stinky in the above post. And why am I a liar?

you said only lohan would bring you back to the gen. chat board.

Oh, that was a joke. I even implied it was a joke when I said it looked like a scrotum instead of a vagina.

i dont want you talking to my bitches.

I didn't know you had any bitches. But I don't really care anyway.

now you're just being mean.

see, dead. you lied. i dont see lohan in this thread but you're posting in it on the gen. board.

and you said bonnie told you to look in this thread, but your posting in other threads right now. so i just busted you lying again. this is getting out of hand deader dude.

I already said it was a joke. Learn to read, fool!

I didn't say bonnie told me to look in this thread, I said bonnie wanted me to look in here, and by here I meant the general forum.

and on top of all that, you're being mean to me by disrespectin my bitches. i could have you banned for that. i have connections here, ya know.

you left because people gave you red bars. thats a little strange, no?

I used to have connections here, but I have fallen from grace.

what is DOA?