so i gashed my eyebrow open pretty good.
 

...by kneeing myself in the face. i was playing crack the egg on a trampoline....and yeah. fuck. it bled for a long-ass time. and i don't really know what to do about it.

what would be the most effective way to clean it?

has someone stolen eulogy's password

i think we should be considering the financial cost of this guys

wtf

see the trick to not getting hurt in that game is to preemptively crack your egg before someone else does and you split your head open

omg we literally cracked the egg!!!!

I don't know this game, but it sounds like you won. Congratulations!

you're not going to last a week in THA STREETZ eulogy. mah peepz, buididipi, asereje
ja
de je
de jebe tu de jebere seibiunouva
majavi an de bugui an de buididipi

I hope to god you just looked that up

you hold your knees to your chest, and everyone jumps to try and get you to let go. i should have let go.

you sit on a trampoline curled up in a ball while some other people jump around and make you lose your shit

yeah i didn't do it right

view my attatchment, bitches.

yup, that's a gash alright

it actually makes you look pretty badass, eulogy.

So wait, someone kicked you in the face? Or did you bounce off and smack your face on the concrete, maintaining the egg position in a state of Terminator-like determination?

Oh wait, the knee. I still don't see how you could make yourself bleed in that situation but alright

i suspect it would be more accurate to say he headbutted his knee, rather than kneed himself in the face

i don't either!! knee to the face....where does the gash come from?? i guess the force just split the skin open. but nothing like that has ever happened to me.

no, the knee came down on my face. i landed on the upper part of my back...and my legs kept coming.

I TOLD YOU THERE WAS A DOWNSIDE TO EXCESSIVE MOISTURIZER USE BUT WOULD YOU LISTEN?!?!

were you wearing jeans?

have you ever felt dislike for yourself, eulogy

...and it's bruised and slightly swollen below my eye too. i'm interested to see what this all looks like in the morning.

no, shorts.

how perplexing

Wait can I say this?

Probably like this

i can only hope