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Orenthal James 08-09-2006 04:14 PM
The best part about running
 
is smelling like crotch afterword.

Kahlo 08-09-2006 04:17 PM
no it's watching the 'jiggle' of female runners.

pale blue eyes 08-09-2006 04:33 PM
I love jiggling running but I'm considering getting a bike. I'm killing my knees.

Aeroplane 08-09-2006 04:35 PM
free ballin'

Thaniel Buckner 08-09-2006 04:38 PM
afterward

Orenthal James 08-09-2006 04:57 PM
thank you.

Orenthal James 08-09-2006 04:57 PM
FOUR HOURS!!!

Thaniel Buckner 08-09-2006 05:05 PM
yeah yeah.

jesus christ. i hate when drug dealers turn off their phones.

Thaniel Buckner 08-09-2006 05:14 PM
PICK UP YOUR PHONE DRUG DEALER

Elvis The Fat Years 08-09-2006 05:15 PM
there is no point in running unless you're being chased.

Orenthal James 08-09-2006 05:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Elvis The Fat Years
there is no point in running unless you're being chased.
i am being chased by obesity

mirrar 08-09-2006 05:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Thaniel Buckner
PICK UP YOUR PHONE DRUG DEALER
a drug dealer i'm not even friends with called me twice today. i'll send him over to you.

meow 08-09-2006 08:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mirrar
a drug dealer i'm not even friends with called me twice today. i'll send him over to you.
wow, thanks!

wally 08-09-2006 09:42 PM
I ran tonight. It was awesome.

wpc33 08-10-2006 12:24 AM
Running is THE most efficient way to lose weight :cool:

Luke de Spa 08-10-2006 12:38 AM
you're thinking of starvation, surely

mercurial 08-10-2006 12:42 AM
my dealer gives me a weekly telemarketing call ... just making sure i'm well stocked on the pressing concerns, letting me know whats new, whats on special for the week, that sort of thing

agenda suicide 08-10-2006 12:43 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Luke de Spa
you're thinking of starvation, surely
uhh maybe I just like food way too much, but I'd rather ride a bike than go a day without eating.

Luke de Spa 08-10-2006 12:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by deathofromeo
uhh maybe I just like food way too much, but I'd rather ride a bike than go a day without eating.
who said anything about personal preference? not eating is obviously the most efficient method. it's the only one in which you actually do less

ohnoitsbonnie 08-10-2006 12:50 AM
Location: Ice cream pig out in M1-aud

Thaniel Buckner 08-10-2006 12:57 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ohnoitsbonnie
Location: Ice cream pig out in M1-aud
that's his location alright

agenda suicide 08-10-2006 01:06 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Luke de Spa
who said anything about personal preference? not eating is obviously the most efficient method. it's the only one in which you actually do less
well yes, it's efficent. all I'm saying is it's honestly really hard for me to not eat. it'd be a challenge for me to lose weight by not eating.

Luke de Spa 08-10-2006 01:07 AM
well it's a good thing no one was giving you personal advice then, isn't it

slanky 08-10-2006 02:31 AM
tribes that used to (or possibly still do) inhabit the americas used to chase antelope for days on end, not to CATCH them, but to exhaust them, then drag 'em back for food. apparently the animals' hooves would be worn completely away. listen to This American Life broadcast-- an author named Scott Carrier relates the whole thing...it is fucking fascinating (to me, at least). I listen to it when I run. There's such a desolate beauty to the story http://audio.wbez.org/tal/80.m3u

I love that forlorn desert shit


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