i'm thinking about breaking up with my g/f
 

all my bitch does is bathe animals and smoke all my weed. i used to think i was in love and i told her that i was but now i feel we've drifted apart. plus, i think i'd rather be with somebody in the framing business, have shared interests, that sort of thing

i dont feel like we're right for eachother anymore

yeah but she sure knows shit about generic alternative rock music and fake hair

what's wrong with bathing animals?

Everything.

Hey what the hell do I like that's considered "generic alternative rock"?

Jack does look pretty pathetic in the bath though

http://www.all-creatures.org/anex/cattle-beef-06.jpg

The lesson is: never leave the air conditioning on. Oh, and don't bathe animals. Evar. It's freaky.

That's pretty gross man.

I know. I washed my dog this morning, and look what happened. He killed a cow!

i thought that was a horse.

why is that fish upside down

He's... sleeping.

It's not, it's just making this face

korn

actually i think he was referring to me

that's how you give them a bath.

how's this for a way to break-up: "Um, do you need a blanket [quizzical look from the yawning girl sitting on the edge of my bed] ... for the couch, where you're gonna be sleeping."

"Here's a glass of water, and two aspirin"
"I don't have a headache"
"Good, let's fuck"