wanna hear a joke
 

a man comes to visit a friend who has a broken leg. "my feet are cold," the friend complains. "would you go upstairs and get my slippers, please" The guy goes up stairs and sees his friends 2 hot 18 year old twin daughters. "hello girls," he says. "your dad sent me up here to have sex with you." "thats not true," one daughter replies. "i'll prove it," the man says. He yells down the stairs, "both of them?

I like that!

pretty funny, huh?

that one was really bad.

you didn't even laugh a little? a chuckle?

down there, maybe

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Fuck you, Netphoria.

The worst part is the joke wasn't even worth the wait

i thought it was hillarious. fuck ya'll

There are two fish in a tank. The one fish in the tank says to the other fish in the tank, "You shoot. I'll drive."

why does snoop dogg carry an umbrella

fo drizzle

What does snoop dogg use to wash his clothes?

what

BLEEATCH!

LOL

that wasn't funny at all.

yours was funny too

who washes there clothes with bleach anyways. i mean come on.

what do you get when you combine an octopus and a mexican

maybe he has really bad stains?
or his whites need whitened?

the sound spit makes when it hits a spitoon? spic-ink!

what

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

que

beats the shit out of me but it sure as hell can pick strawberries

it makes sense in my head, i swear

what did netphoria say to the masses?

where's my tractor?

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