I wanna sex you up.
 

All night.

I took someone's wine from the kitchen and drank it and the plan is to replace it tomorrow, but the problem is, that's not gonna happen.

It's my birthday on Monday, but I'm celebrating it on Saturday, because Saturday is a better day than Monday. I'll post pictures of myself on sunday, all being the birthday boy and stuff.

Is everyone okay?

I've got a theme for my birthday - get as drunk as possible, take some MDMA when it gets dark, and dance around like a big fucking idiot, and then go to sleep the following morning having stayed up all night smoking cigarettes and chewing gum.

Or I might have a hat theme where everyone has to wear a hat.

Only problem with that is no one will wear a hat. Or a few of us will and no one else. And I've got no good hats, and I can't be bothered to borrow, buy, steal or make a fancy one.

Good night!

i haven't done anything special for my birthday in about 13 years. I was always away at summer camp when it came around and i guess I just got out of the habit. kinda depressing.

Yeah, thing is I never do anything for my birthday - not even for my 18th or 21st or anything, so this year I thought I'd at least do something. I haven't planned much, just invited some people round to drink lots, and I'm basically going to use it as an excuse to get out of my skull because I'm usually quite restrained these days, having been in a serious relationship for a year and a half.

Party party party party.

why dont you post a pic of yourself

Last year instead of a cake I wanted a birthday pizza from this place about 45 mins away from where I live. Which wasn't supposed to take the place of my birthday dinner but the pizza was such a hassle we kinda gave up on going out for dinner. This year I'm going to blow half a pay check on dinner.

I will post birthday pics.

Plus I think I have posted one once.

im just going to imagine you look like im hardcore until you post a pic

Oh yeah, that's the other half of my plan - we're all getting pizza delivered in the day. I'm a classy guy.

What does he look like? If he looks exactly like me then it's probably a good move.

he looks sort of like sosnumculfer

I look like a sad flower.

i used to think you were graveflower

Probably why.

I'm actually looking forward to pizza. I'm going to get meat on it. My girlfriend is a vegetarian, which basically makes me a vegetarian - to quote Jules Winfield - but I'm'a go wild on my birthday, proper carnivore stylee.

he holds 2 candles in the pic

Oh yeah, that was on the album. I don't look much like that. I actually look quite... pretty in those ones. I posted one on here in black and white that was more representative of what I actually look like. I'm sure the birthday ones will be most accurate - a complete drunken mess...

i'm aiming for "drunken mess" this weekend ... 4 more hours after lunch