Poll: would you still fuck madonna today?
 

I think i would. I know she's much older but I bet she's really good at it.

http://www.sontronics.co.il/images/madonna_live1.jpg

i would.

c'mon, it's madonna.

Hmmm. She would know how to do everything perfectly, yes, and she is also famous (infamous?) in her sexual experience, plus she is just famous. You could say you had sex with Madonna. But then I think, if she weren't Madonna, but still looked like herself, I wouldn't bang her. She's horrendously beat like chipped ham, plus her face is really starting to show much age. She isn't really attractive to me anymore... It'd be too difficult to get a boner with her in the room. Also, she's probably had sex with people who have performed better than I could have.

http://www.strangecelebrities.com/im...tent/12985.jpg
Yikes.

i bet she could fix that pretty quick. maybe a little substances wouldn't hurt either

Ha ha ha ha, Madonna has to force me to watch porn and get me drunk to do her. Something's horribly wrong with the universe.

that motherfucking gap in her teeth, man. You're a millionaire! Get that shit fixed.

only if we could stay up all night and talk about the perfect pop song and the fading dream of stardom.

Id rather do her than jessica alba or lidsay lohan, but then again i have issues and am seeing a counsellor.

:HOMO:

no

hell yeah

Yes. And we'd go out for tea later.

Yes!

I'll fuck anything that moves!

:rofl: my gut hurts

absolutely!

hell no. i'd vigorously fuck her!

Jessica Alba, Lindsay Lohan and the counsellor? Are the couches that big?