yeah so one of my roomates is watching porn in his room at a loud volume...
 

... i dont think he knows im here.... wtf... who blasts porn at an overly loud volume?

go join him

mutal masturbation.
take your friendship to the next level.

Remember, there is no cure for herpes, so try not spread that shit around.

why don't you bang some pots around in the kitchen or yell "OH YEAH THAT'S RIGHT BABY" or something?

Clint, I dont actually mind you.

Im usually not up here at this time but ol girl downstairs had to work late so im staying up here for a while.... anywho yeah its disturbing

Sounds hot.

start banging on the door and furiously jiggling the door handle right yelling "HEY! HEY MAN ARE YOU ALLRIGHT?! HEY MAN OPEN THE DOOR! DO YOU NEED ME TO CALL A DOCTOR?! HEY!!" right when he's on the custard stroke there ...

that should teach the dirty bugger

awesome

i love porno music.

i always thought it was vinegar. :beatup:

oh, and two guys in a room jacking off... first one to cum is the fag.

If I had roomates, I'm sure i would kill them and bury them in shallow graves outside the city limits.

then pee on the graves.

I had a friend back in high school who joined an all male drum corp (bascially professional marching band, kinda silly but anyway) and to initiate newbies they played this game called "Splooey." To play the game, the whole corp (a 100 guys or so) would get in a big room and turn off all the lights and start jacking off, and the first one to cum had to yell "Splooey!" This was the winner, and would get a cash prize that everyone threw into a pot. Now, in reality, NOBODY jacked off except the newbie, everybody else would just pretend to by making noise, and after a couple minutes, someone would turn on the lights and there would be the newbie furiously jacking off all by himself!! :D

They did that in a movie, too. "Outside Providence" eh.