who here has huge nipples?
 

what about a huge clit?

quarter sized

quarters are not huge! i'm talking rice cakes here!

what about huge nuts?

how huge?

i got huge nuts

hey me too!

:think:

what about small nuts?
i would like to meet someone with small nuts and huge nipples.

a match made in heaven

:love:

I've got noses for nipples and nipples for nuts.

A nut for a nose and a knee for a butt.

you mean you have nut warts?

One of my many drawbacks.

so no one has huge nipples here...
:(

Noses for nipples, bro. Dem's some big ass nips, no?

depends on the nose, sis.

he had the change done at the shop
earlobes for cocks
april fools
he had his balls thrown over the top
like a mop of hair
april fools
he had his buttocks transferred
to his cheeks on his face
april doom
because then where would the poop come out of
ohh his mouth
well he decided he wanted a vagina down south
april fools
where his belly button once stood
now stood a cock with a mouth at the end that ate the food
well, what a peculiar guest he was
at summer swimming parties
what with the nipples protruding from his eyelids
and, of course, beneath his chin the penis
and on his knees the sacks, he had two put there
april fool
jester wally jewel boy navel-eyed jack wiglet bill
you’ve had your fill of transplants please
you wish you could change back at will but...
tits coming off the backside, 69 to be exact
i thought it was pretty many but you be the judge
april dick
well, he became a woman then a man
then a dog, then a sheep, then a man, then a god
he had 'em all put on his body
gimme 75 tits, gimme 1400 balls
gimme cocks coming out of every living pore
ohh vaginas everywhere, a walking sex machine
ohh wonderful at bathing parties
april fools
but this was no, no april fools
this was for real
this was goddamn scary when he walked through the village
when he took his place next to the other boys in line
to serve his patriotic duty
well, it’s kinda rude the way people stare
he said "i’d like all, all the things i had put on me
covered up with billions of pieces of hair"

do you have small nuts too?

After hearing your voice I really can't think of your posts the same way.

what's wrong with my voice?!

:(

hah. maybe i should post every reply in .wav format from now on. ehhehhe

nothing

Nothing, it's just not the type of voice I'm used to hearing say clit and nipples and nuts and stuff...putting what I read with what I heard of your voice...just doesn't compute. Maybe it's more funny that way.

THAT would be awesome.

Can't argue with that

in the year two thousaaaaaaaaaaaand.....

in the year two thousaaaaaaaaaand.

yeah. right. too much trouble.

so wait, what's the deal here... why is it so bad to have small nuts and huge nipples?!

You totally disregarded my nose nipples and nipple nuts, so you've only got yourself to blame.