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bardy 06-26-2006 06:31 PM

How many keys do you have
 
I started out here with zero (0) keys and now it seems like every day people give me more keys. This could be a really lame topic but maybe someone has some really cool keys. Do you guys keep keys even if you have no idea what they belong to because you want to feel more important? I dont.

I have
2 car keys (I really need to take one off of my keychain so I dont lock myself out)
2 apartment keys
1 apartment mailbox key
1 apartment laundry room/pool key
1 apartment gate opener remote thing (fucking huge)
1 access card to my company's building
1 key to the actual office's "area" in the building
1 key to the office women's bathroom
1 key to my desk shit

=11

neopryn 06-26-2006 06:31 PM

one for the house and one for the car

Elvis The Fat Years 06-26-2006 06:31 PM

im still looking for the girl with the one to my heart.

Deleted_User 06-26-2006 06:33 PM

lets see:

car
apartment
*makes seductive whistling noise*
mailbox
parent's house

five keys.

bardy 06-26-2006 06:34 PM

was the third one an attempt at elvis' heart?

Lucy Sky Diamonds 06-26-2006 06:35 PM

2 keys for my apartment door
1 for the apartment building / pool / roof terrace
1 for the mailbox
1 for my bike lock
1 for my mom's car, cause she has a tendency to lock herself out
1 for my mom's apartment, see above
1 filing cabinet at work
1 for my desk at work
1 bathroom key
Edit: access card for work, but we now also use biometrics to get in, so my thumb is a key :o

So 10, but I have doubles of all of the apartment keys on a separate keyring.

ammy 06-26-2006 06:36 PM

access cards count?

house
mailbox
car1
car2
office
parent's house
access card for work

Deleted_User 06-26-2006 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vipbrj
was the third one an attempt at elvis' heart?

i said that because that's what they do in the cartoons. jesus christ, bitch.

mercurial 06-26-2006 06:40 PM

1 + access card

bardy 06-26-2006 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ammy
access cards count?

house
mailbox
car1
car2
office
parent's house
access card for work


if it is attached to my keyring it counts!

Geek USA 06-26-2006 06:54 PM

2

PkPhuoko 06-26-2006 06:57 PM

3

Mo 06-26-2006 07:00 PM

8

bardy 06-26-2006 07:00 PM

I have a key to a cemetary in VA

Travis Meeks 06-26-2006 07:07 PM

10

alexthestampede 06-26-2006 07:10 PM

4 - car, mail, front door, MCIS purple drug box

Mayfuck 06-26-2006 07:13 PM

edit: elvis already made that joke :(

bardy 06-26-2006 07:17 PM

julio do I have a key that unlocks the cockles of your heart

Mayfuck 06-26-2006 07:17 PM

:)

tcm 06-26-2006 07:26 PM

i have a standard windows 104-key qwerty layout.

tcm 06-26-2006 07:28 PM

i also have a casio 49er, though some of the keys are broken off.

bardy 06-26-2006 07:30 PM

I have all the keys on my laptop but the M and the N are rubbed off

D. 06-26-2006 07:32 PM

i carry 4: car, apartment building, apartment door, and p.o. box

i have, but don't carry: brena's car key and alarm thing, parents house, parents basement, and parents car

edit: added po box

Luke de Spa 06-26-2006 07:33 PM

wtf what a shit thread

bardy 06-26-2006 07:34 PM

yeah I kinda thought it might suck but I thought I'd throw it out there anyway.

sppunk 06-26-2006 07:35 PM

House doors
Garage door
Side entry fence
Office front
My office
Office desk
Car
Parents' house
Friends' house
Safetly security box

bardy 06-26-2006 07:36 PM

sppunk where are the keys to your helicopter

tcm 06-26-2006 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lucky Day Spa
wtf what a shit thread

jealous?

Mayfuck 06-26-2006 07:39 PM

lds is jealous of the love brady and i share :o

Mayfuck 06-26-2006 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vipbrj
sppunk where are the keys to your helicopter

LOL


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