school ball tonight
 

lol

to be honest i'd rather sit at the computer all night.

netphorian dudes who failed at life: what's it like?

everyday it becomes more and more apparent that this is going to be me

school ball like a formal dance thing?

sounds like someone couldn't find a hot boy to dance the night away with

yes. it's kind of the new zealand equivalent to prom night.

i'm going to have scotch before i go because the doctor recommended i have it, because i have the flu.

cutting edge Kiwi medical technology there

i just went to my prom recently and i figured i'd hate it but i came to enjoy it pretty well...probably the highlight of my high school time

yeah but you don't have the flu

good luck with that

no but i had come down with a severe case of hate towards high school in general...i think it was a nice way to end an otherwise waste of a morning for four years

that's angst as i've never seen it before, floppy nono.

despite all my rage i am still just a guy who didn't want to go to prom

are you kidding man, it's pretty hilarious when you realise how much other students and particularly the staff present care about it (if it's anything like mine was anyway). did you have to take any stupid dance lessons? are you going to do the gay gordon

get boozed and enjoy the bullshit

Hey man, the gay gordon is the best dance of the whole goddamn ball! The rest is pretty bullshit.

no dance lessons thankfully.

and getting boozed, enjoying myself and laughing at all the girls who fucked up their fake tans or makeup or whatever is exactly what i'm planning on doing. i'm just worried because i'm sick that i'll pass out after 4 drinks.

I thought you meant like basketball. Does anyone else just really not like dancing? I seriously hate dancing or watching people do it, maybe that makes me a robot but most music is too horrid to dance to. And I wouldn't even dance to good music. :noway:

okay, why the fuck do my pants have holes on the crotch side of both pockets?

i am now fondling my balls through said holes though

I thought this was a thread about NCAA football or something.

just imagine how many pairs of balls have been fondled through those very holes

^

this is pertty much what i wanted to say (minus the gay gordon bit ... we didn't have that part at mine)

My mate Dave and I smuggled in hip flasks and a pipe and got incredibly smashed ... it was awesome

by the end of it I was sort of resembling my avatar ... ah to be 17 again

I never went to mine, and I turned out alright. :beatup:

did any of you have licenced proms/dances? Ours was and it was the biggest and weirdest piss up i have ever seen in my life.

they gave us a glass of wine at mine

but we'd been out for dinner first so we were pretty sauced by the time we got there anyway

it's not so bad

jack's back!! sup jack!

hmm. not everyone enjoys alcohol and looking down on others.

always have to bring hitler into it, don't you

it's the law, or haven't you heard.