Crazy ass whores who cut themselves
 

You gotta figure they're good for a few lays. You dont want 'em hangin around too often, but a few rolls in the sack, a few loads in their face, good times. But you get attached to one of these fuckin crazy ass whores you end up like Brad fuckin' Pitt in Africa peddling a fuckin shitting pissing vomit factory gook baby that aint even fuckin yours OR HERS around on a fuckin knapsack on his bike because some crazy whore got 'em locked down with the whole "it's your baby" rap and he bought it. Fuckin dunce.

Ive been wondering about these chicks. If you cum all over one of their fresh cuts, does it sting? Personally I've never been out with one more than two times, and I'd like to find out. But I dont want to end up like Mr. Fuckin River Runs Through It over there in fucking Miyajamba so when I take 'em out on a second date and pretend to listen to them talk about their problems like I care about anything other than shoving my dick in those two chunks a flesh that shit tumble out of. When the check comes, I like to stand up and make like i'm reaching for my wallet...right? And before that I unzip my pants and let my balls hang out. So I stand up and I'm getting out my wallet and I go "Holy shit! It's my balls! How the fuck did that happen? That's my balls right there, honey? Do you see that? Those fuckin' things are hangin all over the place? Right there! You see 'em?!"

That's enough to keep even the craziest fuckin' whore away. Works everytime.

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2fast4me
 

Go ahead you FUCKIN whore. Every last comic out there is stealing my shit, why the fuck not some crazy pasty bitch on the internet?

So sick of these female comics. Getting up on stage and thinking we want to hear about their fuckin bleeding vaginas like that's comedy. Please. Girls can make all the money in the fuckin world by suckin' dick, get off the stage, start swallowing loads, eventually you hit the jackpot and end up in the Enquirer in a picture with you and George fuckin' Clooney in the back seat. Women ain't funny.

That's what I think. And I know a few other guys here think the same thing, but they gotta hold back because they got a thing for some of the chicks here, and they dont wanna look like bad guys. Hey, I understand. When you're not the image of perfection that Dice is, you gotta do what you gotta do to get a little bit of that poontang. Not me. I get right in there. I come up behind some whore like I'm a great dane goin' after a little poodle in the park and BAM, now MOVE.

ive cut myself shaving and then accidently shot a load in my face, and no it didnt sting.

Your own man-juice entering your wound will eventually give rise to one or thirty partially developed fetuses.

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