so i am drinking diet caffeine free coke
 

and everytime i drink it it makes this really weird whoosing sound in my mouth. its hard to describe. it is really making me uncomfortable. it wont stop even if i swish it around in my mouth.

what the fuck

my mom used to buy that for me. she used to buy the big 24 oz bottles. but she refused to put them in the fridge because they "took up too much space" so she would just leave them in the pantry. so I would be forced to drink warm caffeine free diet coke... mmm

thats exactly what i am drinking right now

its pretty bubbly. it'll grow hair on your chest though. put some bourbon in it.

in dont need any more hair on my chest.

and i dont have any bourbon

way to keep a secret, you son of a bitch

I have fine baby hairs, as they are called.

ahahaha that happens to me too, good description of it

24oz is not big

a 6 pack of 24 oz bottles?

you could just refrigerate one or two at a time, y'know

my mom keeps a lot of stuff in the fridge, there was no room. she still doesn't. everytime I go home I have to drink warm mountain dew or warm coke with lime.

Now why would she want to do something crazy like that?

i can't work out if this is a really bad joke or just irrelevant

Eh. Ignorance is bliss. Apparently not too many other people are worried about the contents, so I'm sure it's not that bad. Plus, it can be SO refreshing!

I dont really drink soda, that's just what my mom has around. besides boxes and boxes of wine :erm

I could use a soda right now, or some liquor. Liquor sounds nice. Come on payday.

they are just stingy

What can I say? I'm a sucker for them.

not for a refrigerator you nutcase