cleaning out your arse
 

i dunked my backside under hot wax a few days ago and i think it melted pushed a bunch of wax against my rectum.

so i used this arse cleaning crap, stuck a wad of cotten in there for about half an hour. and i just flushed it out with a soft bulb syringe.

i didn't even know my colon was big enough to hold all that arse wax. jesus christ.

it was a lot.

i just had massive diarrhea because i drank way too much coffee today. i wasn't planning on showering but it looks unavoidable now.

rectal issues are probably the only matter i can't bring myself to discuss here in regards to my personal life

showering is always optional

ALWAYS

wendy's gave me the splatters yesterday :hurl:

that's why you buy a bidet. ha. lol at the domain name: http://www.cleanbutt.com
It's a bidet warehouse! :eek:

yeah ok we need a gentlemans forum for gentlemanly topis like this.

too late now, the floodgates are open

its time to start another petition

keep the dream alive

are you saying you never get diarrea, alisonmonster

girls shit petunias and fart perfume so yes.

COUNTDOWN TO TUBGIRL

i have no problem if a gentleman's forum means keeping fecal threads and sports threads out of here. But i do like reading about guys woman troubles.

definitley. take a note of this admins

No one's questioned this yet.

I don't know if I'm surprised.

What a great thread, guys! Keep it up!

I, on the other hand, have no problem with it if it means keeping sports threads and woman troubles out of here, but I do like reading about guys' fecal matter.

what a load of arse.

you smug wanker

who do you think you are to mock others' problems

this is all very confusing, i can't quite understand what you were doing - it sounds like you were waxing your arse?

i read in Woman' Day a colonic irrigation can work wonders

how, pray tell, did you get wax in your arse to start off with?

Enemas!

The garden hose comes in handy for situations like this.

looools

At work we used to have to explain the prep for a barium enema over the phone and the older people would never understand the word "rectum." They have to basically flush themselves out over two days and by the time we got them to understand what they had to do they'd either not want to go through with the test at all or ask us if we were joking. It was a nightmare. Thank God we have a prep sheet to mail them now, one can only yell "YES! THE ENEMA HAS TO BE STUCK UP THERE. IT CANNOT BE USED ORALLY!" so many times to a near-deaf Ma Blue Hair before it's really not funny anymore.

tell that to voice implodes

seriously?

as i said i was giving myself a hot wax dunk. it's a scandinavian health treatment and is very much en vogue in all the top day spas right now

So what is this wax? How does one go about even beginning to think that it would be a good idea to dunk their ass in hot wax?

Hey Nick are you a bottom or top?

oh look who's trying to appear "scientific" about the prospect of a good hot wax dunk