i need a new roommate. dana made up some story about her mom having a hysterectomy...
 

i think her mom may have cancer, but she didn't say anything like that.

my mom wants me to call my 2nd cousin up here that's 2 or more years younger than me. i've only seen her at reunions/birthdays and i dont know her well at all.

how do you call someone you've never talked to and start hanging out and then ask them to be your roommate?

:hanging:

my guess would be with a telephone.

a cell phone would probably also work, but then you have to worry about how much signal you have and minutes and all that jazz.

its really just a big hassle

frankly I have no idea.

i laughed

i can call her for you.

not now, of course, but sometime in the near future.

yeah i know with a telephone but it's goign to be weird!@#

only if you make it weird.

just dont mention the fact that you never talk.

just ring her up and ask her to room with you

yeah don't hang out with her first. then she'll just feel used.

yeah i didn't know if i should try to be friends and hang out, because i know i could invite her to coffee or lunch or something like that.
i don't know if she drinks or is really religious either.

but i do need to be nice. my mom said for me to invite her over to my house and meet her and all, but that puts her in charge of when to leave, and i don't know how that will go. like there has to be a reason for her to come over or something.

the coffee idea isnt bad.

after coffee ask her to move in with you

i told my ex's new boyfriend that i would move in with him and i gave him my number but thankfully he hasnt called.

what a stupid thing to do

wow you have the biggest problems ever

hey man fuck you

if my mom had cancer i would be sad.

i would also lie to everyone i knew

I replied to a roommate wanted ad last week, and it turned out to be a former Netphorian.

Go figure.

how did you find this out>

not you dude

ha man i know

:D

if you seriously think i'd talk about any big problems i had in my life here you're fucking stupid, nimrod. what the hell is wrong with posting a silly question on a message board with people giving responses like 'omifuk lol' and 'but did you get head'? why the hell would i post about my entire life and it's problems on this board? you guys couldn't HANDLE it!

seriously you guys need to pick a fucking argument.
where is liz with all her different perspectives in one giant wordy response when you need her?

i guess this would turn into a 5 page thread if she overdosed and died while someone attacked me for something irrelevant.

just for that i'm not telling anyone how or what i decide to do what i'm gonna do.

omg what will we do ?!

but did you get head?

I don't think i can go on without knowing whats next !!!!

well you'll probably sit around scratching your ass wondering where that doughnut crum went as you later discover it between the folds of one of your gigantic man breast. then giggle to yourself as you eat it all while not being able to see your totally most awesome of awesome van shoes.

Damn homegurl, you know me better than i know myself !!!

SHOULDN'T I BE EATING CAKE THO? OF THE CHOCOLATE KIND?

because she's lying to me. i don't like it, and i dont lie to her.

you should probably go shoot yourself in the face. right now.

hey kristin what's your favourite kind of cake

firstly, I don't know who yer referring to without a quote, flatty mc flat flat. But if you were referring to me, im sure you know my stance on guns !

if you want to attempt to burn me you can repeat what i typed and change it so as to call me fatty mc fat fat.

my favorite kind cake is Shut the fuck up

where can one obtain a recipe for such a cake :think:

seems like you could use more of it in your diet

oh boys! i wish i could sit here and throw insults around with your great flare, but i've got to sleep and talk to more important and enjoyable people. have fun upping your post count! too bad being popular on the internet pretty much has an adverse effect on actual life, but hey that's not important.

enjoy your cake kristin

and eat it too

:cheers:

this was fun to watch.