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Hera 09-16-2005 03:34 PM

attn sppunk: this thread is not meant to disrespect you in any way
 
I'm really curious, what would happen if you went tanning in a tanning bed? and What color are your eyes?

sppunk 09-16-2005 03:36 PM

My eyes are sky blue.

I have never been tanning in a tanning bed, but I presume my skin would resemble that of a fresh Maine lobster.

GlasgowKiss 09-16-2005 03:36 PM

Re: attn sppunk: this thread is not meant to direspect you in any way
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Hera
I'm really curious, what would happen if you went tanning in a tanning bed?
Remember when buffy stakes the vampires?

Its not like that.

More like it is in Blade.

Hera 09-16-2005 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sppunk
My eyes are sky blue.

I have never been tanning in a tanning bed, but I presume my skin would resemble that of a fresh Maine lobster.

ok just wondering/ thanks

sppunk 09-16-2005 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hera
ok just wondering/ thanks
No problem.

If anyone cares, this can become an Ask sppunk thread. Because, as we all know, Netphoria revolves around sppunk.

Izzle 09-16-2005 03:46 PM

Re: Re: attn sppunk: this thread is not meant to direspect you in any way
 
Quote:

Originally posted by GlasgowKiss


Remember when buffy stakes the vampires?

Its not like that.

More like it is in Blade.

ahahaha.

Hera 09-16-2005 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sppunk
No problem.

If anyone cares, this can become an Ask sppunk thread. Because, as we all know, Netphoria revolves around sppunk.

ok why do you think I'm not cool enough to view forum 9

Travis Meeks 09-16-2005 03:48 PM

is your poop white?

sppunk 09-16-2005 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hera
ok why do you think I'm not cool enough to view forum 9
You didn't donate, and only old-schoolers who didn't pay are in Forum 9.

You don't miss much, just some casual sex between Nimrod, Amy, myself and noir cat. Sometimes pink_ribbon_scars, too.

sppunk 09-16-2005 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jai Guru Deva
is your poop white?
No.

Travis Meeks 09-16-2005 03:53 PM

could you somehow make your poop white? for me?

smashingjj 09-16-2005 03:57 PM

:rofl:

sppunk 09-16-2005 03:59 PM

Sorry Meeks, not even for you.

smashingjj 09-16-2005 04:01 PM

i use poop whitener though. brown poop is just so 2004

sppunk 09-16-2005 04:03 PM

Ask a question or leave this thread, you smelly foreigner!

Travis Meeks 09-16-2005 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by smashingjj
i use poop whitener though. brown poop is just so 2004
I like to sit on a pine cone right before pooping so my turds have some sweet looking stripes on it. Not horizontal stripes, I have a complex about my weight.

Hera 09-16-2005 04:05 PM

what is the genetic probability that your children will be albinos (pigment challenged or whatever the politically correct term is) as well ?

sppunk 09-16-2005 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hera
what is the genetic probability that your children will be albinos (pigment challenged or whatever the politically correct term is) as well ?
I'm not having children, but the probability would be the same as yours.

Nimrod's Son 09-16-2005 04:10 PM

if you let your poop bake in the sun it turns white

Hera 09-16-2005 04:12 PM

really?no kids at all? I did a quick punnent square, and it seems you have a 3:1 ratio, so if you had kids at least one would have lighter skin

sppunk 09-16-2005 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hera
really?no kids at all? I did a quick punnent square, and it seems you have a 3:1 ratio, so if you had kids at least one would have lighter skin
Neither my wife nor I want children.

And, everyone carries the recessive gene for albinism. No one in my family or extended family is albino, just me. Both of my brothers are very dark skinned and have black hair. There is no evidence to show an albino's children will have a higher risk ... at least none that I know of, because everyone carries the trait.

Hera 09-16-2005 04:14 PM

ah ha! I didn't know that, that's very interesting

Hera 09-16-2005 04:20 PM

ok yeah why can't i fix the title of the thread....to correct the spelling?

dean moriaty 09-16-2005 04:28 PM

what'd be your perfect job? an editor maybe?

Nimrod's Son 09-16-2005 04:32 PM

If Boston goes on another 86 yr drought, will you kill yourself

sppunk 09-16-2005 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dean moriaty
what'd be your perfect job? an editor maybe?
My perfect job would be the publisher of Conde Nast Travel or Michelin Travel Guides, or be the public relations director for the Boston Red Sox. The former moreso, though.

DeviousJ 09-16-2005 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hera
really?no kids at all? I did a quick punnent square, and it seems you have a 3:1 ratio, so if you had kids at least one would have lighter skin
What the hell

sppunk 09-16-2005 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
If Boston goes on another 86 yr drought, will you kill yourself
Well, I'll be dead in 86 years regardless, but I'd bet my life it's not that long until they win another World Series.

Travis Meeks 09-16-2005 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hera
I did a quick punnent square, and it seems you have a 3:1 ratio, so if you had kids at least one would have lighter skin
Lets see Tom...I'll take DeviousJ for the block!

Deleted_User 09-16-2005 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sppunk
My eyes are sky blue.
get a load of this guy.


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