15 Fun things to do at Wal-Mart
 

1. Pick up condom packages & randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3 in housewares,' ... and see what happens
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?
9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible.
12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say 'PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!'
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream 'NO! It's those voices again.'
15. Go into a fitting room and yell real loud ‘We're out of toilet paper in here!'

100 most annoying things to post on a message board.

1. Funny lists.

Can I do these things in K-Mart too?

ugh...no.

leave the poor retail lackeys alone.

Re: 15 Fun things to do at Wal-Mart
 

ok i'll admit i laughed at these.

I thought they went outta business. Just like Meijer will be. Thank God.

Re: 15 Fun things to do at Wal-Mart
 

i like these ones best

Nope. We still have one here.

The went bankrupt and ended up buying Sears & Roebuck.

hmmmmm interesting.....

Yeah when you hear that any multi-national corporation has gone bankrupt you shouldn't think they're going out of business. You should think that they are recieving a Get Out of Jail Free card.

i found most of that really funny

I think I actually want to do some of that stuff

Re: 15 Fun things to do at Wal-Mart
 

lol

I think this list was forwarded to my email by one of my eager internet newbie friends.



In 1998.

yeah I did get it in an e-mail

No. Kidding.

Re: 15 Fun things to do at Wal-Mart
 

ive done this with condoms as well as rectal theromometers.

What's embarassing about condoms?

now that i think of it, not much.

rectal theromometers was funny for awhile though. keep in mind iwas also 17.

i should be so cool as to have condoms in my cart

Trust me walk through a store holding a box of condoms and people will stare at you. I don't know why. When they stare, start laughing and say "Why are you staring at me? Oh I know why, you envy me cause I am getting laid and you're not!"

We need 30cc's of new schtick, STAT.

:(

2. Talking about the 100 most annoying things to post on a message board.

So how is that embarassing.

Thats cute Oranjes. That really is.

Old people stare mostly.......they probably think shit like hellions having sex before marriage and shit. Fuck waiting till marriage. If I waited till Marriage I'd stay a virgin my whole life. You need a wife to get married. So I gave up and got some.

grsuperchris seems like a cool guy

Who needs condoms when a swift kick in the stomach can cure pregnancy.