Describe yourself using other Netphorians
 

I'd say I'm
45% Mistle
25% Sledge
15% Neopryn
10% Ropey Lopey
5% Jerome

*no calculators allowed

100 percent 1-800-BUY-SEATS

10% Ammy
10% Julio
30% Shotfullofdiamonds
10% Trostkilicious
20% Sean Casey
20% pink_ribbon_scars

Mirrar - (drugs + friends + money) * coolness = me

nice.. That seems pretty accurate. I would have added Elvis as 20% though.

you don't do drugs?

all these people:100% cooler than i
 

30% noir cat
25% The Light
20% aspecialkid
10% mirrar
10% phaedrus
5% jerome

30% winnipeg_creg
20% randall sandall
12% eyesbomb
10% meandmyllama
10% sonic y0uf
7% keebs
5% neopryn
3% lardism
2% ****** (1 of the 99 hetero and the full gay 1)
1% mayfuck

25% Sean Casey
5% sleeper
10% pink_ribbon_scars
1% DeadSwan
9% ryan patrick
25% Why Am I So Ugly?
10% Oblivious
10% Sammiches
5% alexthestampede

60% Mr. Big
30% prior restraint
5% andrewsmallcock
5% andrewstinycock

Not usually.

Re: all these people:100% cooler than i
 

Don't say that!

Drugs wear down the soul
take their tole
and force you to live in a hole

-Oranjes 8-26-05

fuckin loser.

100% Monte

100% Sweet!

:D

Drugs are for losers.

the same could be said for 'fine nude photography'.

you wanker.

anyway. i see myself as being like
50% mirrar
20% neopryn
20% **********
8% patrick
2% mayfuck

i almost put ********** in there but i really think it would be insulting to him

Mayfuck never saw it coming. Mayfuck was just doing the things that he probably did every weekend, shopping, talking, mindlessly wandering all over the city. Mayfuck didn't know I was there, watching him. I waited until Mayfuck had his back turned before I but the cloth over his nose and mouth.

I could see his eyes start to flutter back to life, but his head still hung down as Mayfuck was having an after effect to the drug. Gradually I could see him coming back. His body was something to behold. Mayfuck was tall, about 5 10 with hair that wasn't quite blonde and wasn't quite brown. Mayfuck probably weighed 130 pounds, not much for his height. His eyes were what drew him to me though. Don't get me wrong, Mayfuck had the perfect body, but those eyes could pierce through you and see directly into your soul. Emerald green, my newly found favorite color.

I let him wake up slowly, first his head was lifted and then I saw him try to draw his hand to his face, only to realize that he couldn’t for it was being held by shackles above his head. This was when I saw the fear in his eyes. Mayfuck looked at himself and realized that he was naked, and drawn spread eagle. The irony of his “X” shape made me laugh to myself as I watched him try to struggle to pull himself free. I was looking forward to taking the fight out of him.

As his struggles stopped I got up out of the chair that I was sitting in. When I did it fell over causing a loud noise. His head shot up in the direction of the noise. Even in his captured state Mayfuck was still a fighter, but that is what I wanted.

“Whose there?” Mayfuck demanded. His tone made me laugh.

“I don’t think you are in any position to talk in that tone.”

“What do you want?” Mayfuck asked again, not backing down.

“Isn’t it obvious. I want you. I have for a long time.”

(Thanks cesspools of the internets.)

100% that i-dont-die troll.

man that troll was spot fucking on.

40% mariner
15% dead swan
15% nimrod
10% ******
10% neopryn
10% alisonmonster

50% I_was_aborted
50% KrazeePumpkin

100% Elvis The Fat Years, minus the elvis

I'd give you more of Sleeper.

50% xtina
30% velouria
20% vipbrj