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MyOneAndOnly 04-10-2012 07:01 PM

Finding Goatse
 
http://gawker.com/5899787/finding-go...eme-in-history

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"If you've seen enough of his videos you can kind of recognize him pretty quickly. 'Oh, I know that butt!'" Grey said. "He's kind of a slender guy but he inserts these huge objects to an incredible depth. I admire his capabilities." Grey said he once emailed Johnson an offer of some free free toys, but never heard back.

While I had Grey on the phone, I asked about the other big mystery of Goatse. Does this guy have to wear a diaper, or what? Grey must get asked this a lot. He patiently explained that extreme penetration is like any extreme sport. Injuries can and do occur, but only if you're reckless. He's never heard of even the most extreme penetrator ever requiring a diaper.

"The anus is a voluntary muscle," he said. "Our parents trained us to close them, you can train them to open. It takes time, it takes practice, it takes lots of lubricant. But you're actually training the muscle. You're improving the muscle tone by doing this."

Eulogy 04-10-2012 07:03 PM

http://forums.netphoria.org/showpost...postcount=5119

slunken 04-10-2012 07:04 PM

you've done nothing more than single out a post from the coll thread and make a singular thread about it.

no insight, no nothing.

slunken 04-10-2012 07:04 PM

^ what E said but i was giving you the benefit of the doubt

MyOneAndOnly 04-10-2012 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slunken (Post 3846120)
you've done nothing more than single out a post from the coll thread and make a singular thread about it.

no insight, no nothing.

didn't know it was in that thread

slunken 04-10-2012 07:40 PM

i know it's a pretty big board to navigate

Mayfuck 04-10-2012 08:44 PM

Reading the article made me nostalgic for the internet's golden age. SPC, aol chat rooms, usenet, shock sites, amateur geocities sites were where you went to commune and get info on your favorite bands/movies/hobbies etc. Before everything got settled and streamlined and corporate, it was a wild and fun frontier.

reprise85 04-10-2012 08:46 PM

yeah i still find it odd that i can find all of those long lost SP songs on youtube and get lyrics through google

that shit used to take much effort

MusicMan4 04-13-2012 02:10 PM

eulogy and slunken take a seat
i mean i'm ok with encouraging scottytheoneand to not make threads but fuck off with your stupid mega threads
like how dare someone make a thread about something when there's a retard thread called "post something coll" or whatever. like let's at least try to make the board appear slightly active. the big threads with post counts will come as long as i'm here because i have no issue posting 30+ times back to back in one thread

Eulogy 04-13-2012 02:14 PM

ok

slunken 04-13-2012 02:34 PM

http://tinyurl.com/7mgf2bh

MyOneAndOnly 04-14-2012 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reprise85 (Post 3846184)
yeah i still find it odd that i can find all of those long lost SP songs on youtube and get lyrics through google

that shit used to take much effort

I remember when there was no Internet. People traded tapes. You had to special order alt music from record stores. And you actually had to stand in line to buy tickets. I get nostalgic for those days cause alternative music seemed like more a real shares experience and a community. But at the same time it was a lot work to be a fan back then.

reprise85 04-14-2012 11:18 AM

Yeah I hear you. I did trade tapes in the mid-late 90s, through AMSP and the AOL private room.

I remember when I first got stuff like Purr Snickety, Apathy's Last Kiss etc... the SD stuff, and pre-Gish demos. I was ecstatic. Must have been around 1997, so I was 12ish.

I also remember getting ripped off for "imports" from used record stores before I realized they were just selling bootlegs I could trade for online. The first bootleg I got was some MCIS demos and I remember when I got TAFH and realized the "Wishing You Were" lyrics had morphed into TAFH. Good stuff.

But yeah you're ancient. How old are yas if I may ask?

slunken 04-14-2012 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by scottytheoneand (Post 3847592)
I remember when there was no Internet. People traded tapes. You had to special order alt music from record stores. And you actually had to stand in line to buy tickets. I get nostalgic for those days cause alternative music seemed like more a real shares experience and a community. But at the same time it was a lot work to be a fan back then.

http://tinyurl.com/7mgf2bh

slunken 04-14-2012 05:04 PM

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D. 04-15-2012 12:24 AM

i remember when goatse would freeze one's computer

Starla 04-15-2012 03:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reprise85 (Post 3847594)
and the AOL private room.

The good old days of entering in various search names and crashing people's private chats and cyber sex.

cocksure 04-15-2012 06:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayfuck (Post 3846183)
Reading the article made me nostalgic for the internet's golden age. SPC, aol chat rooms, usenet, shock sites, amateur geocities sites were where you went to commune and get info on your favorite bands/movies/hobbies etc. Before everything got settled and streamlined and corporate, it was a wild and fun frontier.

to be honest, i just found it extremely confusing. being 10 in '99 and all

smashingjj 04-15-2012 08:16 AM

my little boy is growing into an adult so quickly <3


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