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Catherine Wheel 03-17-2014 12:36 PM

stealing from a business as an employee: How could you do it?
 
OK hypothetically what if you wanted to rob a business blind as an employee there? How could you get away with it? I'm thinking you would have to use counterfeit money to replace the real money that you stole. So that every time someone did a budget / profit check it wouldn't seem like anything was missing even though there really was money missing.

Cool As Ice Cream 03-17-2014 01:16 PM

did you forget to take your pills again?

Catherine Wheel 03-17-2014 01:24 PM

I guess you would have to make sure that the counterfeit money wouldn't go towards your paycheck. Because what if you steal from a company and replace the money with counterfeit money and that counterfeit money ends up being used to pay employees? I guess you would have to make sure it was only being used for inventory or cashier stuff and not money that you recieve as a paycheck.

yo soy el mejor 03-17-2014 01:53 PM

http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=180291

so you're a would-be thief and a liar.

Catherine Wheel 03-17-2014 01:55 PM

This is all hypothetical. I'm bored. Although honestly I can understand how someone would think I am Banana after a thread like this.

yo soy el mejor 03-17-2014 02:01 PM

you a certainly A banana.

but what's not hypothetical is that you made an empty promise with that thread. or you may have just been wanting attention. either way, you smell.

Catherine Wheel 03-17-2014 02:03 PM

In real life people make empty promises to me all the time. So you actually care about someone making an empty promise on a messageboard?

Catherine Wheel 03-17-2014 02:14 PM

I simply changed my mind. People do that all the time. I think some of you here are really too uptight.

duovamp 03-17-2014 02:29 PM

I would need one accomplice, but I could walk out the door with about $200,000 at any given time. The problem is I wouldn't ever get away from it. It could easily be tracked back to me. And that's not really enough to get anyone very far, because you'd have to split it.

There are also "large transaction" queries that occur daily so someone would catch it the very next morning.

Your best bet is stealing paperclips and pens.

Catherine Wheel 03-17-2014 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Banana (Post 4044292)
No, I'm not someone with no ethics or morals like you. I would never take something that isn't mine.

I wouldn't either. This all the result of boredom. I already said I came up with this because I'm bored.

yo soy el mejor 03-17-2014 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Catherine Wheel (Post 4044289)
So you actually care about someone making an empty promise on a messageboard?

well, it would have been if you had stopped posting.

Lucky Day Spa 03-17-2014 03:17 PM

if you are bored, read this twice, then use it to improve your typology http://teacher.nsrl.rochester.edu/ph...appendixe.html

Catherine Wheel 03-17-2014 03:28 PM

text conversation between me and my friend

Me: You think the initial counterfeit switcheroo idea would ever work?

Friend: Yes because the cash never goes to the employees. The only problem is getting a bank to accept the cash and it goes into circulation. If the cash makes it into public circulation there's no trace

Me: I told you I was a genius

Friend: No the level of counterfeit money needed to pull that off would be extraordinary and for that 1 business you would probably do it or not be worth money spent to do it. It's not cost effective to launder money on the nickel and dime level.

Lucky Day Spa 03-17-2014 03:45 PM

you also haven't factored in that you'd quickly run up against some fixed inputs like time, tooling costs and your (i assume) complete lack of experience/expertise as a counterfeiter

it's almost certainly more cost-effective to focus on doing your job better and developing your career

Lucky Day Spa 03-17-2014 03:46 PM

while you're at it, you should probably stop describing yourself as a genius

Catherine Wheel 03-17-2014 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lucky Day Spa (Post 4044302)
if you are bored, read this twice, then use it to improve your typology http://teacher.nsrl.rochester.edu/ph...appendixe.html

A shrink has already started using it. He referred his first client to my site a couple of weeks ago. His parents wanted the shrink to find the best career testing and assessment in DC to asses their son. He also directed a career tester to my site.

Order 66 03-17-2014 04:06 PM

kimani you're are the most intelligent person ive ever had the pleasure of interating with

Lucky Day Spa 03-17-2014 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Catherine Wheel (Post 4044310)
A shrink has already started using it. He referred his first client to my site a couple of weeks ago. His parents wanted the shrink to find the best career testing and assessment in DC to asses their son. He also directed a career tester to my site.

this is an argument from authority, a 'common logical fallacy'

Future Boy 03-17-2014 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Catherine Wheel (Post 4044310)
A shrink has already started using it. He referred his first client to my site a couple of weeks ago. His parents wanted the shrink to find the best career testing and assessment in DC to asses their son. He also directed a career tester to my site.

are you sure tripod can handle the traffic

Trotskilicious 03-17-2014 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lucky Day Spa (Post 4044302)
if you are bored, read this twice, then use it to improve your typology http://teacher.nsrl.rochester.edu/ph...appendixe.html

post av

Lucky Day Spa 03-17-2014 08:37 PM

by 'improve' i meant 'discredit', obvs

Catherine Wheel 03-17-2014 08:49 PM

He's also gathering up enough people to help me validate the assessment. So he's also showing it to his clients for that. Once they take the assessment he can see if the results match up with what he already knows about the patient.

Lucky Day Spa 03-17-2014 08:53 PM

if you read that paper i linked to, you would quickly realise the 'validation' you describe is not scientific. you would also realise that your 'typology' does not offer any replicable hypotheses and has basically zero explanatory power. go on, read it, we'll wait

Catherine Wheel 03-17-2014 09:01 PM

You think you're actually going to change my mind about what I'm doing? Is this your intent? I'm already moving forward with this. He did say that ultimately it will come down to a university as far as validating the assessment but he can help gather up people. He showed it to a friend of his who is a psychologist and that person said it was very interesting. He believes in me and is willing to help me. And his psychologist friend is supportive as well.

Trotskilicious 03-17-2014 09:14 PM

i think we're just trying to let you know that this guy is probably just humoring you when everyone involved other than you realizes that this is ridiculous

Lucky Day Spa 03-17-2014 09:16 PM

i'm trying to see if i can help you understand that what you consider to be 'validation' is not how anyone genuinely doing science would use that word.

if your work actually does make testable falsifiable predictions about people, then i'm mistaken and you would be in a position to validate it. but if it doesn't, you won't be, no matter how much encouragement you have received. if you read that paper, it will help you

Trotskilicious 03-17-2014 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Catherine Wheel (Post 4044303)

Friend: No the level of counterfeit money needed to pull that off would be extraordinary and for that 1 business you would probably do it or not be worth money spent to do it. It's not cost effective to launder money on the nickel and dime level.

is this when you responded, "Nah, I'm a genius."

Lucky Day Spa 03-17-2014 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious (Post 4044456)
i think we're just trying to let you know that this guy is probably just humoring you when everyone involved other than you realizes that this is ridiculous

'very interesting' does often have a certain euphemistic ring to it, doesn't it

Catherine Wheel 03-17-2014 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious (Post 4044456)
i think we're just trying to let you know that this guy is probably just humoring you when everyone involved other than you realizes that this is ridiculous

You really don't know what you're talking about with this. This is just outside of your expertise. There are plenty of people involved with this who don't think it's ridiculous. Social workers and school psychologists have been very supportive of me with this.

Trotskilicious 03-17-2014 09:22 PM

also consider that trained psychologists also probably suspect the same diagnosis for CW as we do


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