i want to feel like that some day

Shallowed, that cat is the cuuuuuuuutest!

a new beer store recently opened. they have a very nice section of German beer. I was so happy to have found this. One of my German friends bought most of it, several cases. He almost cried telling me about finding it here. So strange how a simple drink can do that to you.

is there a tiny bicycle tire inside of the glass of beer?

yes. it has a bike on it. my mom likes to buy me bike things.

it's the closest thing i have to a proper glass for Kölsch. It should be served in a glass like this

^
Mmm checkout that cameltoe photobum in the upper right mmm where's Julian when you need him it's like omg this is the cameltoe so sexy so naughty that PROVES god doesn't exist and christians are dummies etc

Sex ain't dead

everything is sex

real truth

Vicky P and Barna B

look at dem rats

just LOOK at them, will you?

Loook at barnaby's balls

holy shit i can see your guyses pics. your rats are hella cute bonnie! wish i could be introduced to them.

adorable? cute?

shallowed your grimalkin is GORGEOUS. move over gijs!

Nah. It's when in doubt, alliterate.

This way you add sheer senescitude unto your existence.

WOAH

Ha, I would have never thought that this was an old word for cat.

OK so flaming globes is definitely not a babe. :cry:

Whatcolor's buddha pic pwns.

As you see I have some catching up to do.

its thanks to hp lovecraft. the only word he loved to use more than eldritch was grimalkin

I should have known it was something LOTR related.

jk

ha

(see i am capable of having normal conversations)

like that first poppy video i was like fuck her but then i watched some more and now i don't know wtf to think. she's like something out of 1984. like is she even an actual person

i want to watch it but i forgot my headphones and my parents are sleeping next to me. think i should stop typing... my mom is a light sleeper.

i watched a couple of vids and she just strikes me as a narcissist indulging in her reflection and the sound of her own voice, like a person endlessly making faces at the selfie cam in public or smth

i get that she's going for a fucked up/krazzee vibe but it's all about her

They'd climb around in your hair

seems like it might be some kind of commentary on celebrity culture or meme culture but i dunno

I kinda like her