Confessions
 

I'll start.

Until I was in about 8th or 9th grade, i was really into professional wrestling.

My favorite wrestler was Bill Goldberg.

When I would mow the lawn on hot summer days, I would take cold showers. I would turn the water the coldest it could go and punch the water and scream, pretending I was Bill Goldberg during his intro when he walked through the sparks:





also, look at that dong.

Your turn, netphoria.

I've had sex with an astoundingly high number of women. Every single one achieved orgasm.

one time i crashed my car on purpose. I went to do it and there were workers there and I had to swerve and I hit a tree and had some damage but no real injuries. I was trying to hurt myself, and I was barely holding on to a job while being an addict and mentally fucked and I don't know what I was thinking.

she didnt lose the $20 in the sheets. i swiped it while she was sleeping after she pissed me off. and i don't feel guilty about it at all.

when i was an addict i stole whenever i saw an opportunity and now that I'm not sometimes the training comes back when I see money unattended to, purses or what have you. obviously i dont steal anymore but i wish the thought i would go away

:(

like seriously can we get a pool going on dogfighter coming out of the closet for real

I'm more interested in him ragequitting.

I don't think he's gay tho. 28if is totes coming up on my 'dar.

I already rage quit once. And I stayed away for at least half a year if I remember straight

it was the scarf, wasn't it?

I could confess some shit. but i'd have to admit it to myself.

I sit down to pee most of the time.

Heh.

I am Catherine Wheel

I dance a lot while I drive. With my car.

If you're telling the truth, then "greatest troll ever," but 90% of the people on here are too small-minded to appreciate it.

i miss my ex like the devil

can't stand paul mccartney songs


or the use of umbrellas

We’re the anti-anti-anti. We’re not the fake rebellion. And we’re not the manufactured rebellion. We’re actually the real rebellion. ‘Cause there’s nothing more rebellious than being yourself.

I miss a girl I had a crush on in 2009, even though I have a smart, nice, fun, sexy gf who loves me like crazy. :(

I'm a vegetarian but the other day I ate some pepperoni pizza rolls.

I'm almost 23 and I steal shit from my parent's liquor cabinet on the reg (read: every night) because I am depressed and my life sucks and my day is not complete without drugs

i can't let go of the past

The only thing I can think of is I was a girl scout through the end of high school.
Much less depressing than other stuff in here.

I have often tried to use big words to impress people and make them think I'm knowledgeable. But it always backfires because they end up not understanding what I'm saying to begin with.

I was at a party with my best friend, and we took a dare to french kiss one another. We kissed, and other people found it really hot, but I was not into it and found out what side of the fence I'm on.

I used to steal the more expensive make up from walmart with a method that I found that works nearly 100 % of the time. Walk around awhile, put the make up on the seat of the cart, then move my purse (which is usually big) on to the seat on top of the make up and shop awhile longer before checking out.

I was never caught. Yes, it produced a bit of a high. I would never do this without money to pay for it though. If caught, I'd just say "Oh man.... I forgot that was there". Then act embarrassed and get my money out.

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LOL

That being their first post is pretty depressing.

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